limp bistek

[limp bistek @zarrahgrace]

when sabrina carpenter said "you used a fork once, turns out forks are fuckin everywhere" i felt that bc i also will find a way to bring back unresolved trauma in everyday situations

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

Applying for jobs while neurodivergent is confusing.
The job ad lists a bunch of requirements.
I don't have half of them.
Apparently the correct response is still to apply.
Why are we all pretending the list isn't there?

[carla ⭑ @leftcdecode]

el mundial empieza hoy pero no tendra este hit global como himno

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this used to be my World Cup

[ricky montgomery @rohmontgomery]

spotify please change the disco ball logo. I cannot believe it’s still up. It is unbelievable how bad it is

[໊ @buffys]

“thank you for sticking by my side all the way from honeymoon avenue to hampstead” -ariana grande 🥺

[devi @gutsbian]

there’s a very specific brand of olivia rodrigo heartbreak that centers on the humiliation of staying too long with someone who wouldn’t fight for you… that agonizing combination of deeply resenting them while simultaneously mourning the lost time

[DE'RON 🌞 @deronworld]

nikki blonsky pre-racial slur.
zac efron at his prime.
amanda bynes perfectly cast.
elijah kelley singing his face off.
john travolta living his truth.
QUEEN LATIFAH.

quite possibly one the best musical movies of the 2000s, if not THEE best.

[cice ★ exams season @hdighcth]

calm is the most underrated album to me in the sense that 5sos5 at least gets recognized for being underrated while i feel like calm gets straight up ignored like have you ever heard someone say calm is their fav album ?? 😭😭 it’s pop perfection! wildflower ? no shame ? HIGH ??

[C💗 @xoxocoreyn]

dork diaries never getting a movie is still so crazy

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[esme ⋆˙⟡♡ @redthndr]

stop it rn roman and punk signed as the zebros oh my god 😭

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[Auntie Collins | Sundays on Fightful Overbooked! @_queerauntie]

The children might have forgotten but we don’t.

[REI AMI @reiamimami]

cuz I see ur real face and its ugly as shit

[limp bistek @zarrahgrace]

michael cole i dont think youre allowed to say that

[Wrestle Features @WrestleFeatures]

Triple H with star of Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam, Joe Jonas.

[rhys @ursoovicious]

why should i care that chappell roan is mean and sabrina carpenter makes sex songs and taylor swift is a millennial when chris brown is selling out stadiums

[Phil Lindsey @PhilDL616]

If Oba loses, we riot. That promo sealed it for me. He has to win.