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Pondering Truck Nutz!

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Few people realize that I was the second Destiny's Child girl.

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Oh yeah, GM is spending the day with COBRA after doing a benefit concert for BAT #322A9 in the Terrordrome commissary. Not a big turn out.

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Also: George Michael and Dr. Mindbender are like two peas in a pod when it comes to that new My Little Pony cartoon.

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Just had ice cream with George Michael. He kept insisting that I put on my Heath Ledger disguise. I did, and it was weird.

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Had to fish my son/daughter out of the Burger King grease trap again this week. Things have gone bad somewhere along the line.

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Spending the day with the hot glue gun and a tub of vaseline.

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Cobra! yelling is getting out hand. Destro has the Vipers yelling it when they drop a deuce. Keep thinking Joe is invading on tamale nights.

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Since u asked, other Cold Slither influences: Queen, Culture Club, Sade, Morrissey, Grace Jones, Elton John, REM, Prince, B-52s, and Slayer.

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He's NOT dead? WTF, NPR?!!

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Bowie really informed our Cold Slither sound. Bowie and The Carpenters, of course.

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WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME DAVID BOWIE WAS DEAD?!?1

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Guys. I'm listening to Enya and drinking Zima. Why is everything so SAD?

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My hood smells like beef gravy, onions and BO. Really unsettled by this, can't say why. No, I REALLY can't say.

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Spent the day working on my glutes. Also: adding "Strollin' in the colon" to my daily vernacular.

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Spent all of the last 9 months working on a book about Mad Max's pants. Lost my manuscript in a fire when Destro "found his panic button".

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Thinkng abt making changes to my costume. Zarana tells me to expect to have my nuts shot @ all the time if I go crotchless. She has a point.

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Wondering if my txts and pics with Tiger are worth anything now. After 6 years of rest stop antics, I can't tell what is scandalous anymore.

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Listening to the Braveheart soundtrack. Imagining Mel in blue. My god, he's glorious! Flint, if you're reading this, hold me...

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Ok, so trying to email my portfolio of Lethal Weapon fanfics to Dr. Mindbender apparently crashed gmail. Sorry guys!

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Also: Yes, I saw the movie. The ONLY tune I ever whistle is "Iron Man." And I only do that when I am actually reading Iron Man.