robbie

the opposite of Canada

[robbie @zatanum]

@markiplier is your youtube hacked?

[robbie @zatanum]

@markiplier please check ur latest uno video

[robbie @zatanum]

@markiplier the "subscribe to me" link leads to this btw

[robbie @zatanum]

either @markiplier is hacked or youtube is cucked

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someone.. ?eat me OUT!??or like take me out same same

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yall really just wana see @lilithxlevisis fuckin burn huh.

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ironically i fucking hate this guy now and i keep bumpin into him at bars

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yo i dont rly remember much from friday night but i DO remember that the guy i slept with choked me a lil and we could laugh at our drunk selves wow guys in my circle are really steppin up.

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also im in a very meditative transitional state atm if anyones wondering wtf is goin on with my instagram presence. i feel like thats my most important outlet so my image on there is more important than other sites (cuz of reach and i like that format)

[robbie @zatanum]

yo i dont rly remember much from friday night but i DO remember that the guy i slept with choked me a lil and we could laugh at our drunk selves wow guys in my circle are really steppin up.

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I also thought "if you learn something new you'll probably dream about it" so i've been binge watching videos on how to finger vaginas by petting connoisseurs on youtube.

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day 14 of lucid dreaming: I havent rly tried since day 1 but last night i had a dream that i had three huge face tattoos that looked straight outta MS Paint, one of them was a very vividly ugly butterfly. I suddenly turned into an infant & was going to get the butterfly removed.

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@refnsdrive i literally saw this NOW wtf this is so telling

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at this point i realized i was dreaming and all i could think was "bubbles" so yakno. bubbles.

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im back tryna lucid dream! first step, write down my dreams as well as i remember them.
I slept 5am to 5pm and forgot to turn off TMG pod in the packground. I had a dream tht i was hot af, was hangin with cody and noel on the pod, and planned to smoke weed w Cody.

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also i made out with that vegan guy with dwarfism from game of thrones.

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@refnsdrive literally 10 wtf bro

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i used to not be able to differentiate between mark wahlberg and matt damon but after that one graham norton interview where tom holland was just peaking, i'll never forget marks toxic ass energy.

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congrats to blake. dont know bout ryan tho..
(he hasnt been home in like a year)

[robbie @zatanum]

the system treated me like an infantile until the second i turned 18 fuckin pedalin me from the kiddie pool to the ocean depths w sharks n murderous pirates!! like thnx i wasnt briefed on ANYTHIN! i only got a fuckin note sayin "U wAnA jOiN tHe ArMy?" like u dont have my records