larry poppins

[kamau @poorteffy]

In 9th grade my white ass Spanish teacher remixed fuck up some commas by future talmbout some “cómo te llamas”

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

New York Knicks owner James Dolan has tested positive for coronavirus.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I worry that Wembanyama will get caught up in the distractions of New York City, like the Rose Reading Room at the public library or the upcoming conference on participatory futures at The New School

[dj swagalog @zayallcaps]

Nothing says “I’m NOT a pedophile” like a singular sparkly glove

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

when your uncle pulls up to the bbq and his leitmotif starts playing

[KdNoKevinDurant @AyooKd]

They done Fucked Up In Gave Me A Horse 🐴🏇🏾

[Understandingness @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

My bad, I thought you said 2 Brilliant dollars. No i dont have that much

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

I genuinely feel sick. This is just beyond anything the mind can fathom. And I keep thinking of what Ta-Nehisi Coates said. If you can’t draw the line at the genocide in Gaza, you can’t draw it anywhere else. Moral failure, on a mass and collective scale, brought us here.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

ME: Can I buy you a drink?

HER: I have a boyfriend.

ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

What shall I render

[Jeff Weiss @Passionweiss]

Chaka Khan and Chaka Khan's parrot

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

A leaf blowing in the breeze

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Jordair Jett

That guy rocked.

[larry poppins @zatchmiller]

@hirsche_h Weekly post at this point

[jasper nathaniel @infinite_jaz]

Against Iranian schoolgirls?

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[silkshirt @silkshirtt]

u dont know that

[pengwynn @pengwyndolin]

what kind of parents name their son Clavicular

[yc @yc]

The groan I let out might’ve caused internal bleeding

[garshmo @garshmo]

Certain numbers I won’t press on a microwave like 9