SM008

Nerd

[Vince Dao @VinceDaoTV]

“Just signed the biggest geopolitical agreement of our decade, now let’s have a celebratory cage fight at the White House”

Absolute cinema.

[Orlando Lima 🇦🇲🇹🇼 @opslima]

Helicópteros que colidem.
Bungee jumping sem corda.
Pontes colapsando.

O Brasil todos os dias está demonstrando que retornou à sua condição de terceiro-mundo. Tudo está desabando ao nosso redor.

Estado de corrupção e anomia transbordando para tudo ao redor.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Hitler from heaven watching Germany score 7-1 against a black team

[Chief @Chief117Br]

O cara que assiste isso e continua sendo militante do MBL é retardado mental. Sem exceção.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

“The Deal with Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete. Congratulations to all!” President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

[Chaser Racer @SeaGL_]

Thats the beauty of it bro. First we join the military. They give us the guns. We train day after day, week after week for years. They won't even know we were actually larping

Then when we get out, we tell them we were in the military, and we keep larping like nothing happened

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Imagine getting into a minor fender bender and your car goes nuclear

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Happy 80th birthday to 47.

[glaube @blaugers]

Tentaram empurrar cada uma dessas pautas POR ANOS e quando viram que todo mundo acha ridículo eles fingem que era tudo piada o tempo todo.
Não vamos nos esquecer do que vocês fizeram nos últimos anos.

[SM008 @zau008]

Cress is drop dead gorgeous

[Elia @luscielia]

The women of 007 First Light had no business being this gorgeous.

[wokeandwoofing @wokeandwoofing]

If I had Elon's money I would solve world hunger instantly.😡

Sent from a device purchased with with a sum of money that could have been used to feed an Ethiopian family for a year, but wasn't, because my generosity is purely hypothetical.

[` @reallutherr]

nothing beats having a girl who loves sucking dick over anything else

[Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation & Institute @RonaldReagan]

Happy Birthday, President @realDonaldTrump!

[CAM @CAMABUNGA]

okay, hear me out.. what if Brian Tyree Henry AND Sebastian Stan are both playing Two-Face in #TheBatmanII 👀

[PEDRÃO @Itspedrito]

nunca vou esquecer da história que o luva de pedreiro ficou famoso pq o algoritmo do tiktok distribuía os conteúdos dele mundialmente por não conseguir entender qual idioma ele falava

[Lexer @LexerLux]

I wonder how many bizarre and "unsolvable" cold cases are literally just this.

[mert @mert]

elon could solve world hunger literally this second

all he has to do is full stack dump all his shares, cause a stock market recession, wipe out trillions, delete tens of thousands of jobs, and then he'll be able to fund the federal government for about 18 minutes

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

This just set the left back 1,000 years