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full time dumb bitch | she/her | BLM | fuck christopher columbus

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No one will ever cuddle you like your dog will 🐶❤️

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@oh_actual Yes, and also Venus, and soon Jupiter 🙃

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@rhyannfisher Hot take, I hate her. 🙃

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Good for her

[KAKE News @KAKEnews]

Iowa teen who killed rapist escapes from probation center: https://t.co/TEhYCoDkEA #KAKEnews

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“Death is shooting 100%, it never loses”

Me with my two failed attempts

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i just had to take a handful of acorns from a kid…

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I love getting my mom hooked on my podcasts ❤️ @AMorbidPodcast @ATWWDpodcast

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I play this fun game with my niece where I pretend to be asleep so she will, and she tries her hardest to make me laugh because she knows I’m not sleeping and she wants to stay up. I won this round.

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my therapist wrote a lot in her notebook during our session today, if i go on a random 3 day vacation don’t worry about it

[gabryella @gkushbaby]

a party, but everyone brings potatoes prepared a different way

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First thing this morning

Kid: what happens when you die and your soul leaves your body? Like does whatever you believe in come true like reincarnation or heaven and hell?

Me: 👁👄👁
Me: dude it’s too early for this, can we go back to Kansas history?

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@llyyyrriiiccc taking your adderall without eating and then realizing when you’re about to pass out that all you’ve had is coffee 😅

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Also, this interaction

Kid: what’s on your lip

Me: a piercing

K: why?

Me: idk because it’s pretty

K: *under breath* it’s actually not but okay

😢

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Middle schoolers are mean part 2:

Today a kid told me I either needed to cut my nails or at least paint them. He’s not wrong but still.

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@FaittthAnne I’m ready to throw hands with these kids today

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I love my job, but a sixth grader just told me I have a mustache so… maybe I could use a longer spring break

[hi can u pls help me find hibiscus la croix? @blanseypants]

It’s hard to relate with Euphoria because at my high school we had Drive Your Tractor to School Day

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@AMorbidPodcast releases a new episode and it takes every fiber of my being to save it for my drive to class instead of immediately listening

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@Cooper_Dammrich “how will they know I’m pop punk if they can’t see my piercings?!”

*heavy eyeliner and a planchette mask*