Zainab

[Lerato. @baddaysareover]

You’re a psychopath

[Taha @TahaAdam_]

Pet Scan is the only scan that can pinpoint cancer at a go,we only have one in Nigeria and it’s located in Lagos!In India, a roadside hospital has a PetScan and the test is relatively cheap!An average Pet scan machine cost about a million dollars!Are we really ready as a country?

[Khalifa Shelby @umarkhalifa19]

InshAllah this is me one day

[Duns is listening to Starr Girl 💜 @DunnsOftheBuj]

I thought this was embalmment

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

you can't teach someone to be intentional about you.

there’s a level of intentionality that naturally comes when someone GENUINELY values you.

[ماما🤎 @aminasanusii]

Please Gen-Z parents keep your gently patented children farrr away from me
Saboda Ni gaskiya ina duka , bana san kayan haushi.

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

another reason i want to make money is so i can randomly gift the people i care about

[ELITE @_FreshAA]

Coat of many colors when she said ;
Na fada a rijiya
Ke na rike a zuciya
San ki a rai ya kewaya
Ya bi jini da jijiya

[𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓶𝓐. 𝓓 ᥫ᭡ @xi_iii_]

My husband handed me something my dad sent through him and said, “This is what Dad said to give you.”
Me, absentmindedly: “Your dad?”
Mind you, his dad passed away when he was a teenager. 😭
Without missing a beat, this man goes, “If my papa give you something, you go collect?”

[shotgun 🦋 @teemipretty]

He will die of “natural causes”

[𝕮𝖔𝖓►𝐒p𝓲 я𝓲 𝐓σ 𓃵 @ConSpirito_C]

Aegon Tinubu Targaryen.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Standing means it's an easy fix. If they pull a chair over and sit down you’re in serious trouble

[ELITE @_FreshAA]

When Adele said, “Idan soyayya laifi ce, ni na riga na amsa laifina…” 😭

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

If I were auditioning for the role for a government official embroiled in a conspiracy and he walked in the room, I’d just walk right out.

[SEUN Durojaiye 🇳🇬 @DurojaiyeSegun]

I just heard today from a Muslim friend that in the mosque, there is a storeroom where one casket is kept and can be used for as long as 50 years to convey deceased Muslims without changing it. The casket does not know your wealth, academic status, or social status.

I was also told that the mosque takes care of the burial arrangements, with the family only required to provide a white cloth to wrap the deceased.

What I can deduce from this is that Islam constantly reminds its followers that death can come at any time. Maybe that is why many wealthy Muslim men and women do not allow material wealth to make them forget the temporary nature of life.

Death treats everyone equally. What truly matters is how we live, the people we impact, and what we leave behind.

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“You forgot about me”

Omo yes.

[tHe ArT oF eXpResSiOn @Re_toric]

Me: “Hey, that’s my seat”
Mad fellow: “I did not see your name on it”

Gbammmmmm on the head

[YaRoN_kUdU💪🏼 @UmaarKudu]

Shima set kamar na lefe yake zuwa ne?

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

this man on tiktok said “youcannot repair a relationship with a man who believes the problem is always your reaction, never his behavior” and that’s real shit.

[mami @feministevee]

I genuinely can’t think of a single reason why anyone would willingly put themselves through this procedure without being completely out of their mind. In a normal world, this is the stuff of nightmares.