Angry Milk

bad bitch who cries way too much to call herself a bad bitch

[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

a 4 day pause is not a ceasefire.
a 4 day pause is not a ceasefire.
a 4 day pause is not a ceasefire.
a 4 day pause is not a ceasefire.
a 4 day pause is not a ceasefire.
a 4 day pause is not a ceasefire.
a 4 day pause is not a ceasefire.
a 4 day pause is not a ceasefire.

[Angry Milk @zazvdl]

@benswolomewhole Paraplu’s? Regenjassen?

[𝑀𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑜 𝓈𝓁𝓊𝓉 🥭 @IndianBraStrap]

A love language @zazvdl

[Angry Milk @zazvdl]

@IndianBraStrap 🥰

[schorriemorrie @benswolomewhole]

Mijn oma heeft deze mega cactussen en wil ze weg dus ik wil ze voor haar verkopen.

Dus euh iemand megacactussen?

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

why does she have two different hairstyles

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Céline Dion was not included on Rolling Stone’s 200 Greatest Singers of All Time list.

[mrs. worldwide @wimpyfag]

someone needs to come over and cuddle me RIGHT this instant

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

[thanksgiving]

ME: so basically Pete Davidson having a big dick is just PR and women going through a divorce who need a branding change have been “dating” him to rehab their image. See: Kim Kardashian, EmRata, etc

MY GRANDPA: i was in a war

[Angry Milk @zazvdl]

@incelReplies @Lill_Lelu

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

me: I am stronger than my anxiety

my anxiety: [bench pressing a car] what if you turned a stove burner on high before you left the house and just forgot about it and now your home is burning to the ground

[eliza @elizamclamb]

I hate when my boobs ruin an outfit. Like we could have been serving cottagecore but thanks to you guys it’s milkmaid MILF

[mrs. worldwide @wimpyfag]

als ik nu een boyfie had waarmee ik in mijn bed zou kunnen liggen om naar het onweer te kijken... that would make life gr8