Long Dong Silver

Loyal To The Oil

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@JebraFaushay The real life Juwanna Mann?

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@DailyLoud ✂️ Sistas lol

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@historyinmemes Is that Brad Marchands dad?

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@fvc022 @BOSMike808 These physicians would let an injured player play ‘because it’s the playoffs and guys play injured’ but are now supposedly looking out for that same players best interests…🙄

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@reporterchris He was cleared to play May 9th, and hasn’t played a game since. Must’ve encountered an overly physical bocce ball opponent, or lost his grip on a keg stand.

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@FriedgeHNIC Jack Campbell has a tummy ache, and has been placed on LTIR for the season.

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@elonmusk 🎵Yeah, ladies and gentlemen
Broadcasting live to you and yours…🎵

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@JVernson @HFransart @crazyclipsonly He was able to fully press the weight above his shoulders, but he couldn’t get out from under it?

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@BarDown Draisaitl-McDavid-Rantanen
MacKinnon - https://t.co/fNLY5HIynG

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@NoContextHumans She realized she was about to marry someone who wore tighter pants than she did.

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@BarDown Despite being a Canadian team, they don’t have an OHL scout.

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@Gramcracker83 @SlapshotShibe All of those duo’s have had a true number 1 defensemen for their cup runs, except for McDavid and Draisaitl. EDM has a 2-3 d-man being paid as a #1.

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@NoContextHumans If life wasn’t already hard enough for this guy, let’s take videos of him so we can laugh about his misfortune together.

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@Grummz @Be3fQu33f @Be3fQu33f looking like this today…

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@PicturesFoIder I round both numbers to the nearest tens: 27 to 30 and 48 to 50. I then solve the 30+50=80 and subtract 5 (+3 from the 27 to 30 and +2 from 48 to 50) from my answer; 80-5=75.

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@Thdlock Chaz, there’s someone here to see you! Pick up your fucking skateboard 🛹

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@SkipTheT @BBCWorld Every mosquito I squish this summer, know that I’ll be thinking of you babe 😘😂

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@SkipTheT @BBCWorld The Biden supporter calling other people stupid lol. Shouldn’t you be on Threads?

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@SkipTheT @BBCWorld Where the article was originally posted.

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@SkipTheT @BBCWorld BBC News is from the UK…