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[🪱 @zbubarjoli]

them: mandekx bajd
jien: bil bajd U iz zobb

[Dudley Newright @NewRightPoast]

My anti-woke 8-year-old just called his little sister a "raped kikeslave" for picking Frozen 2 over The Incredibles

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I think a guy acting like a fully developed adult is more avante garde than a guy in a dress rn

[rory @CococonutGun]

would you misgender transgender hitler?

[rune sword @runesword1]

gun to your head what are you

[🪱 @zbubarjoli]

My hg constantly gathering tea from overseas bih we in NYC #Fatbitch #talktome

[maha @mahaaaay]

your dog doesn’t need to be at wholefoods

[🪱 @zbubarjoli]

BROOKLYN IM INSIDE U!!!

[Julius Novachrono @DeVngelo__]

Yes, we should respect those who don’t want to be called girl. But in the back of my mind I’m like, girl…

[Margaretsnatchr @margaretsnatchr]

This is that kind of NYC weather that turns everyone BISEXUAL. Watch your back at Trader Joe’s everyone

[Officer Frenly (High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

We’re reaching “dildo in fleshlight” levels only conceived of by Slavoj Žižek

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

in awe of this tennis court made entirely of rugs by jaipur rugs

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

My doctor said when you have a big fart and a poop in your guts the poop floats like it's in zero gravity.

[monka @MsMacharia]

What a sentence.

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

iphone photos why would u show me an edit of ngga i had to beg god to unlove

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

“theres so much intimacy in never speaking again” “cutting me off was their final act of love” NURSE!!! we found another one

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

“Is it a video” about a three week situationship…..bitch that was a vine😂😂

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

remembered when i watched this guy play cod at a bday party while high asf and he got a triple kill so i said “good job holy shit” and he said i make him feel like a make a wish kid

[elliott WK😵 @elliottwkim]

LA Job market so bad I emailed Amanda Bynes to see if she needed a PA