Zach Wheeler

May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way

[Zach Wheeler @zbwheeler]

@awlivv69 Ahh! The suspense is killing me. Show us the new ink!

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@awlivv If you don’t have a QR code linking your profile on it, you’re doing it wrong

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@awlivv69 How? HOW I ASK!?! Boob job this year, what are we getting more ink and piercings next year and maybe cool nails again

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@awlivv It’s pictures like these that make me wish you had a bob hair cut

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@awlivv69 You are the gem, hey hey, see what I did there

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@awlivv You don’t need makeup and you’re having a good hair day (guessing)

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@awlivv Who sells there soul for 37 seconds…. now a Klondike bar… well that also would only last 37 seconds

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@awlivv69 I get that… but what about Paw Patrol?

[Zach Wheeler @zbwheeler]

@awlivv If the cat had a tongue you could make it look like it was licking stuff… in case you needed a lame tattoo touch up idea

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@awlivv69 *insert witty comment about giving a squeeze*

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@awlivv69 Score!

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@awlivv69 I’m just proud we are getting updates on both twitter accounts and TikTok. Now if we could just show Reddit some love it would nice

[Zach Wheeler @zbwheeler]

@awlivv https://t.co/MmsVbqgAIt better get this one too

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@awlivv How bout ya roll over like a gas station hot dog and show us the other side… in the comments… like the X people do now days

[Zach Wheeler @zbwheeler]

@awlivv69 I see only one negative, now it’s time to guess which one it is

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@awlivv69 Does she bring snacks or is she the only snack? As a fat kid this is important.

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@awlivv *circles yes and slides note back over*

[Zach Wheeler @zbwheeler]

@birbigs said in his newest standup special that his love language is keeping score and I deeply relate to that