zach carpenter

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox @1065TheEnd @WilcoxStuff showing off his serious lunges

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox You mean the Brrrr-ito 🥶...

I'll see myself out..

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox This is the most it happened in Florida headline since they caught the public pooping English teacher..

https://t.co/qRDTNQnFlF

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox ...the most evil of all the villains...murderers??!?

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox if you rub my shoulders at the urinal, you better whisper in my ear and slap my ass

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox I asked Google AI 'how good is The Woody and Wilcox Show'
https://t.co/JH3ErxoVOW

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox woody right now...

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox I think this is the only way to celebrate ice t day
https://t.co/PmPnGC55BY

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox is this a bit??

[𝓑𝓸𝓫 𝓜𝓬𝓒𝓸𝓼𝓴𝓻𝓲𝓮 🇳🇿 @bobmccoskrienz]

This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

Two identical Australian twins have recounted the terrifying moment their mother came face-to-face with an alleged gunman - in a bizarre TV interview where they give an identical, word-for-word explanation at the exact same time.

Only in Australia 😅

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox what did he mean by that?

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox call your ex day and candy corn day, today is all about bad decisions

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox if you offer a pee pad, shouldn't you also offer a poo cup?

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox
Why does my daughters happy meal toy look like a @WoodyThings italian joke?

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox
drivers ed instructor hall of famer
https://t.co/AWvi8vR4PA

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox when did fortune cookies turn into a suggestion box??

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

This headline has @woodyandwilcox written all over it. It must be #WGW

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@NFLonFOX when is the last time Jimmy Johnsons hair moved?

[zach carpenter @zcarp]

@woodyandwilcox @WilcoxStuff the old guys are still hilarious 🤣

[CBS Saturday Morning @cbssaturday]

"Airplane!" was released more than four decades ago but remains a classic, inventing a whole new comedy genre. Now, a book about the making of the film was put together by brothers Jerry and David Zucker, and Jim Abrahams. @JeffGlor met with them for a look back.