Zachary Evans

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@littlehoneybri These are the things I get most excited about in my mid 30s with my beaten and broken body 😂

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@Something7020 @ShinPiez @Vallantsaf But one can come in smelling like straight patchouli and it’s all good I’m guessing? 😆

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@NoWeed_app @Big_stoner07 Sounds like you can be a fool. I work in the industry and realized yesterday that I hadn’t consumed in 3-4 days. It ain’t that serious unless you are inclined to make it that serious, and most of those people tried it way too early in their developmental stages.

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@jae_syko @girlwontcryy I take a legally prescribed schedule II daily and it helps me immensely in my everyday life 🤔 methinks you are generally misinformed

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@jae_syko @girlwontcryy You didn’t hear? It’s been appropriately reclassified to a schedule III drug as of April 27, 2026. 😄

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@NoWeed_app @chefdeemusic So… weed and alcohol are cool? Sick!

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@NoWeed_app @_StonersRUs_ 🤣 I guess me and dozens of people I work with aren’t being real with ourselves, even though we’re at the top of our field. So silly.

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@Arezojoon @smc429 @realDonaldTrump Trump, Melania, Mar-a-Lago, and other related terms are mentioned a combined >38,000 times. 🙈

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@Brayden66147449 @Crazymoments01 @realDonaldTrump Imagine talking shit while your name is Brayden 🙈

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@flaskyboi @FairchildR64030 @Crazymoments01 @realDonaldTrump He was talking about machined dies, not colorants (dyes) lol.

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@littlehoneybri Street Disco has an established restaurant on SE Foster and 60th these days. 😃

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@MackinawPatriot @ReichlinMelnick @immcouncil Thousands for each of those truly seeking asylum? 😱 that’s gonna need a citation fam

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@HugoNews183249 @ReichlinMelnick @immcouncil What in fucking idiocy did I just read 😂 and yeah I know 90% of y’all are bots. 2025 is wild.

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@JohnnyAvanti @ReichlinMelnick @immcouncil Loser*, but I bet you always spell it that way.

The lack of basic education kind of discounts your whole argument.

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@TrammelltoeXRP @ReichlinMelnick @immcouncil “How the fuck did you achieve something I never could?”

There, I fixed it for ya. 😄

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@peinsipp_mike @MonaChristie @ReichlinMelnick @immcouncil So are you claiming to be associated with MS13? 👀 careful, you might unexpectedly find yourself in a foreign prison.

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@Nocomment_taco @MonaChristie @ReichlinMelnick @immcouncil Elaborate

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@RaquelWelchh @ReichlinMelnick @immcouncil Because people are ignorant? He’s publicly stated he loved that demographic, so yeah, let’s make a whole political platform out of it and use that for the trajectory for our country. 🥲

[Zachary Evans @zchryevns]

@AlexFranklinFL @chenereewa @ReichlinMelnick @immcouncil Did you just not actually listen to his opening statement? That was all addressed in this particular video lol.