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[claudia 🌻 @zclaudia97]

@Fidomobile help me understand why I have been waiting to have my issue addressed for almost 4 hours, most of which has been time spent on hold or being transferred between 8 different agents, only to be hung up on TWICE! Unacceptable.

[Alex Shephard @alex_shephard]

someone in my neighborhood has live, laugh, loved for the last time

[Lines at Lunch @LinesatLunch]

Ran into a REAL professional sports bettor today!

[Tyler MacKillop @TylerMacKillop]

1. Don’t sell the Party Parlay

2. If you aren’t tailing go to hell

[Lines at Lunch @LinesatLunch]

THE SCENES @TylerMacKillop

[Sears Canada Parody @SearsStores]

After canceling our Disney+ subscription we are happy to announce that Sears Canada is no longer bankrupt.

[CityNews Toronto @CityNewsTO]

#NEW: CityNews is announcing extensive and in-depth plans for coverage across all platforms of the legacy of Queen Elizabeth II.

Renowned Canadian journalist @LisaLaFlamme_ will be in London to lead the coverage as a special correspondent. https://t.co/WvS1vxysvx

[Willie McNabb 🐗 @WillieMcNabb]

@JasonIsbell Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

[Upper Grand DSB @ugdsb]

We're hiring! We are seeking applications for the position of Labour Relations Officer. This is a permanent, fill-time position working out of the Guelph board office. Learn more here https://t.co/0SnvJYPNAe #UGJobs

[teenage sex and death at cab cutie @ManuclearBomb]

By age 38, you should have ten friends: a partner in crime, the backer, the hacker, the gadget guy, a con man, a grease man, a pickpocket, driver, muscle, and an inside man. Your target is three casinos owned by Terry Benedict.

[Adam @_adamdh]

@RogersHelps Thanks in advance for the $3 credit on my next bill.

[Redmond Shannon @RedShannon]

Probably not the right time to tell people in Canada that in the UK you can get a 20GB mobile plan for $12/month

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

Should be our biggest selling t-shirt of all time

[sword gf @punishedgarage]

every beer should cost $1. some items need to cost $1 no matter what variety or quality the item is. beer, hot dog, chapstick, u get it

[angie🍒 @angiebaddd_]

It’s very weird to see y’all dunk on teachers, social workers, therapists, etc when they say they can’t survive on their salary, telling them they should’ve picked a more lucrative career but in the same breath say “we need more teachers! we need more therapists!”

[Kick Push Kgosi @MrSkinnyGenes]

If Will Smith hadn’t slapped Chris Rock I wouldn’t have known the Oscars even happened

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Will Smith I am so sorry i wasn’t your mother