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You give me headaches

[Ienka @ankyhaidy]

if i had a wife i’d send her things and be like i’d be curious to know your thoughts on this

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A student pilot successfully landed a plane by herself after her instructor jumped to his death mid-flight

She said her instructor told her "You know what to do" before leaping from the aircraft

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

i bet finding nemo rly fucked up some single dads w dead wifes back then

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

@Israel2252 Yes.

[Mr. putagirlon @putagirlon]

This was crazy 😭😭😭😭

Cleveland, Ohio 📍

[Sunil Godhania @SunGod87]

Love turn based combat.

[👤 @ZDoomer23]

؟

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A woman who had sex with identical twins separately "within four days of each other" has been told by a panel of judges that it is "not possible" to identify which one is the father of her baby.

Full story ⬇️
https://t.co/lp7IOCDBQi

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

I will never have empathy for Israelis and neither should you - reminder that they booked boat tours to watch missiles fall on Gaza

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

I want to one day have the balls to go to an airport on a whim, without checking the visa requirements. Meanwhile the rest of us are carrying copies of every document we got since kindergarten, our bank statements, a sworn oath that we will not stay signed in our own blood, evidence of family ties so that our whole lineage is implicated in this one quest to see another country...
There is no way people who can do this can see and think of the world in the same way as those who can't.

[👤 @ZDoomer23]

الصعيدي الصغير أذكى من الصعيدي الكبير عشان مبقالوش كتير صعيدي

[twinkmoder @twinkmoder]

Killing yourself at your lowest is too obvious. I’m gonna do it at my peak so they’re left wondering why

[🌤 @Solariaboelfdl]

واحدة كانت بتحكي انها بتحضر جلسات دعم لمصابي الحروق، واحدة منهم جوزها ولع فيها، اهلها قرروا يرجعوها ليه عشان عيب تتطلق ، بقى كل يوم يعايرها باللي هو عمله فيها ويقولها هتجوز واحدة حلوة، الست دي قالت كل يوم بفكر اولع فيه وهو نايم بس بتتراجع عشان بناتها ومضطرة تبص في وشه كل يوم

[👤 @ZDoomer23]

هعتبر أنها اكونت فيك و خلاص عشان اكيد مفيش حد غبي للدرجادي

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

nothing about me feels real and i don’t remember most of my life
https://t.co/AQy7rfviAx

[Rei @rlevi]

the masculine urge to solve a murder case in a town like this

[👤 @ZDoomer23]

الصلاة دخلت في ال KPI

[الحساب الثالث @Qataaada]

فخر

الله يرزقهم الحلال الطيب

[👤 @ZDoomer23]

عايز اشرب ألف سجارة

[Cole Sandick🌹🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩 @ColeSandick]

I’m not joking when I say this might be the greatest collective psychosis I’ve seen, since like January 6th. There are petitions circling to get Starbucks to name a drink after him, a law in Oklahoma demanding that every public college build a statue of him. We’re in outer space.