Faust

i came, i saw, i coined

[Faust @zeFaust_]

We need to sacrifice this individual in order to make way for the next bull.

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@dogeofficialceo Give me a name right fucking now !!!

[Faust @zeFaust_]

@vladtenev Vlad, did you see that the token the hacker launched on Pons got CTOd by the community?

[Faust @zeFaust_]

what bro tells me after shilling me a rug i lost everything on

[Faust @zeFaust_]

how it feels when bro says he is down 98% on a coin you shilled him

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How would life feel without x interns hacking crypto accounts

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Oh crypto what have you done to me at such a young age.

[Faust @zeFaust_]

how bro pitches me the two-hour-old pre-bonded shitter in the group chat

[Faust @zeFaust_]

I told her I own a partial stake in 500 multibillion-dollar companies

(I have $100 in the S&P 500.)

[Faust @zeFaust_]

We live in an extraordinary time when workers spend their lunch breaks running in the hot sun for fun.

Think about how you'd explain this to medieval peasants.

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how it feels larping on Twitter that you made money in the current big thing in crypto even though you were asleep the entire time

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how it feels shilling another coin to the bros because some multi-billion-dollar crypto business owner changed his pfp

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"i'm sorry babe, he changed his pfp, we can no longer afford your dubai trip with your boyfriend"

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@El_L0b0_R0J0 @vladtenev @X @0xFringe i mean what else can we degens do beside buying scammers tokens???

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@brian_armstrong Yo Brian, any chance of pumping my base:0xb2000000000000000000007bf6d5cbb0e24cb301 bag?

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@vladtenev @X Hey @nikitabier, this is my humble opinion on how to handle these "hackers"

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@vladtenev @X me checking my portfolio after todays events

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@vladtenev @X your hacker rn btw

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@vladtenev @X yo good shit twin we ate off that one