Kaley Morrison

Actor, Artist, and local kook. Follow on IG

[Kara Morrison ⚡️ @Karakeepsgoing]

If your husband cannot tell Mary Kate and Ashley apart you might want to consider divorce.

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

The scariest part is we pop up when you least expect us! So spooOOOOOooooky!

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

5 years my ASS, Aidan. Carrie knows EXACTLY what you’re up to and where to find you. Ya dirty dog

[PrincessMuppet @PrincessMuppet]

Do you guys ever think about how one day Jim Henson took Kermit off his arm for the last time without realizing it would be the final time?

[elon musk is my father @kariassad]

Fran is out here being a great example of how white women can use their Karen powers for good

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

The Barbie movie and Britney’s book both being released soon…

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

@SesameHistory For whatever reason I was obsessed with the thought of him putting rocks in his bed… and Cousin George! 😃

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

I just caught myself wondering if I, because I think it’d be fun, would look “stupid” if I wore a pink outfit to see the Barbie movie and omg I’ve never needed a film to heal me so badly

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

@Karakeepsgoing This sounds so nice actually

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

Idris Elbow

[nativefilmtalk @nativefilmtalk]

There was a period, 1 year ago, when I thought “There’s no way I can keep up with flood of Native representation. I love this.”

Now it feels like we’re regressing back to where we were and its happening so damn fast.

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

“Hey Siri, is the Cryptkeeper still alive?”

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

I had this book as a kid and was obsessed with Oscar’s cousin, Smiling George. Never realizing that I would one day become him.

[sesameposting @sesameposting]

Oscar the Grouch’s family. I can’t stop misreading this as “Smiling George Orwell.”

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

God I miss tv promos like this

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

charlotte was eating the other girls up here

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

I just need to know… did they disinfect the glass slipper between each woman who tried it on or was Cinderella at major risk for a foot fungus

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

@Karakeepsgoing Hahahaha! I can’t

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

Have you ever really thought about the logic of Rock, Paper, Scissors? I mean, “paper covers rock!” What is this? Sure, but like, it’s still a rock. The paper will eventually biodegrade. The paper is manmade. The rock was forged, possibly over centuries through the elements

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

From the start ✨🐸💚

[PrincessMuppet @PrincessMuppet]

Behind every hot girl there is a deep history with The Muppets

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

@MyMuppetNook 1990 💔

[Kaley Morrison @zeKaleyMorrison]

My top five reasons for loving @BigBird
5. He has a teddy bear named Radar 🧸
4. He’s SIX
3. Yellow
2. Big
1. Bird