Legally Brown

Sad(dam Hussein)

Law&Order

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

I don’t really have strong feelings on GDPR in general, but “it makes it difficult for me to send spam” certainly makes me feel a certain way about it, but probably not the one you intended

[Neves 2.0 🇳🇬 @neves0707]

brasileiros quando a família inteira deles acaba de ser fuzilada na favela mas veem que um videojogo da Nintendo que custa mais que a sua barraca vem dobrado em PT-BR e não em PT-PT:

[Ska Baby 💐🪂 @SkaBabyr]

"Ayy no mi princesa ni me ha mirado el primer día de clase" // "Cuando llegue la revolución te vamos a poner a trabajar de jardinera"

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

A perfect Saturday in Spain:

10:30 - Wake up in a childhood bedroom (you're 34)

11:00 - Listen to the 1h WhatsApp voice note from your Colombian mistress

12:00 - Check on your apartment, squatters still inside

13:00 - Lunch until 16:30

16:30 - Siesta

17:30 - Read a job offer. Requires PhD in neuroscience, three languages, pays €1,700/month pre-tax

18:30 - Pay 70% tax on a salary you have not earned yet

20:30 - Get your Android phone stolen by an Moroccan refugee

22:00 - Watch news about boats with illegal immigrants arriving in the Canary Islands

23:00 - Donate €50 to FC Barcelona supporters club

Living in Spain is absolute paradise

[Señor Mayor en Internet @SenorMayorInt]

"Tenedor encontrado en cocina"

[órla 🇮🇪 @mercutihoe]

being the only one with cigarettes at the function:

[🔞Deborah @DeborahLoaf]

jellyfish: ay yo get off my head !!🪼

crab: 67!!!67!!!!!!!!!🦀

[chic∀u @joaochicau]

portugueses no primeiro escalão de IRS a votarem no chega https://t.co/VuTpmUNvQL

[Smellie Ellie Bellie 🍔 @uh_oh_smellie]

Didn’t read anything and immediately assumed this was about chihuahua looksmaxxing

[𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic]

i got some time for this actually

[Sudaca Indestructible @UnstableSudaca]

>abandonó su país para buscar laburo
>hablaba español con acento italiano
>antes de españa vivió en portugal así que en vez de "adiós" decía "tchau"
>fue preso por corrupción
¿Fue Cristóbal Colón el primer argentino?

[WW2 The Eastern Front @ShoahUkraine]

Koki the Tito's beloved cockatoo is still alive btw😃 and recently celebrated his 70th birthday at Brijuni National Park in Croatia.

[thomas @nnepenthes]

she really chopped it up with everyone

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Fond memories of dear friend Dolly Parton immortalized from summit of Mt Paektu.

[Legally Brown @ze_delgado]

Porque é ele saiu da loot box com uma skin rara?😭

[silly guy @holedonor]

VERY obsessed with the video of him being found

[silly guy @holedonor]

VERY obsessed with the video of him being found

[fa @fabitosdecebola]

tenho 21 anos.
consegui ir sentado no ônibus lotado
sem “pais ricos”.
sem herança.
eu não tive sorte.

eu estabeleci uma meta e a alcancei.
disciplina, consistência e prioridades.