Django_Black_King

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

@nasiphim I am a resident of Elandspoort west of Tshwane in ward 60, we are now sitting at day 2 without electricity. The update we received in there afternoon from our cllr, was that the city does not have material to be able to fix the fault.

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

Do not let the DA mislead you.

[Democratic Alliance @Our_DA]

Live scenes from Mary Fitzgerald Square, Johannesburg. We are ready to #endloadshedding🇿🇦

#PowerToThePeopleMarch

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

They don't care...

[Sihle Mavuso @ZANewsFlash]

WATCH: This is quite ironic - and amusing. While ANC secretary-general Fikile Mbalula is speaking about how they intend to deal with loadshedding, it hits him hard. Ingwe idla umnikazi wayo ke manje.

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[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

So the health department predicts a delay in the fourth covid wave?? Till when, December??

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

To avoid mistake and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation....

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

If I happen to marry, "till death do us part" is enough. I have plans for eternity.

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it... 🤣🤣🤣 Good times...

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

Women will never tell you gore you are handsome... o utlwe motho a re "You look like you have a lot of girlfriends"

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

Kante ko labour ward go nale dikoloi?? Ke utlwe ntse bare "push push", geke feta.

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

Nare go etsagalang ka lattice ya lona @McDonalds

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

Baby fokotsa volume ya laptop 💻 🤔

o bone a tobetsa "F" for go fokotsa🤣👀

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

They say sex without love is meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damn good...

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

@Mamawinnie3 They don't see him...

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

Define irony: Men use money to attract women but hate gold diggers, women use their bodies to attract men but hate to be viewed as sex objects...

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

@rainSouthAfrica logged a ticket on Tuesday and still no response. I am seriously experiencing ridiculously slow speeds... Your reference number is (1466939). Guys 4 days aowa ban.

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

Which planet was South Africa at the @MissUniverse??

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

Not sure how this makes me feel, just noticed mcdonald's is importing their catchup... @McDonalds are there no South African manufacturers you can use??

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

A lot of niggas want to support women's dreams, but alot of women don't have dreams except Iphones & clothes😔

[Django_Black_King @zealsalter]

The pain of dating Unpacked girls😭💔 Shuuu...💔