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[John Murdy 🎃 @john_murdy]

“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this was comes!”

Well technically 13 wicked things

Some things to announce…some things to hear, some things to watch.

Some big surprises…

I have so many goodies to share with you Boils & Ghouls tomorrow!

Midsummer Scream 5PM

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

what kind of woke nonsense is this!!? some sort of,, bugs bunny???????

[your uncle, Tito @faketitojohnsON]

this can’t be good for the psyche to
keep this up for a decade

[himejofries 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 🐈 🍟 @bourglor]

man in a car witnessing as zohran mamdani the mayor passes by on a bike cycling / bicycle Empire State Of Mind dong song by jay z plays in the background New York NY America politician og video by khansaeed379 on tiktok / reaction video meme

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

the time i hosted a house party and a gay guy wanted to put a music video on and all my recent youtube searches were “pilates for trauma” “trauma informed pilates” “easy pilates routine to heal from trauma”

[Matt "Matt" Watson @matthwatson]

When I was 12 I owned a VHS that had a Charlie Brown promo with a guy who very clearly said “penis videos” instead of “peanuts videos” and I replayed it so many times I broke the tape.

I just digitized an old copy, tell me this dude didn’t know EXACTLY what he was doing lmao

[chipmunk but a girl @chipettemunk]

me, flirting by naming as many pokemon as i can remember but then i realize i dont know that many so i start making them up and hope she doesnt notice: gigasaur, triceratops, bigbunny, um charmancer,

her (thought i said pikmin): wow i only knew blue and yellow and purple…

[donovan spoon @donovanhitchens]

you die in minion rush you die in real life

[lain ∞ is seeing lykn & kcon @van_tagonist]

MERCARI WHY WOULD YOU LET ME DO THAT

[Gidz🦅 @00Gidz]

“Ignore the sound” bro I CANNOT😭😭😭😭

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Truly an all timer tweet

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

i got groomed and all i got was $5 from the ifunny team

[rune sword @runesword1]

guy outside my house at 1am screaming “FORM OF WOLF! FORM OF WOLF, GO!” over and over while pressing his fingers to his temples

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

“i’m santa claus with elfline npbc. and we’re doing a story on children who try to open their presents before christmas. you see how this looks, right?”

[Tweets Of Hamster @TweetsOfHamster]

12 zodiac animals 🐹