Lucy D

Zebras for days

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Why haven’t any of the love is blind contestants realized how bad an idea it is to get drunk at the first pod reunion

[Lucy D @zebraleopard]

He said he was ordering Me three rolls

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Wow omg Alex LIB 10 is insanely hot

[Lucy D @zebraleopard]

Can’t sleep at 5 am so listen to the TAL about ICE raids

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You’re staying at a Hilton in Puerto Rico WHY THE HELL would you do your laptop work in the Starbucks

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My husband is here!!

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I CANNOT get enough Selling Sunset

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Unlocked new brooklyn adult level: drinking wine and giving out candy on the stoop

[Lucy D @zebraleopard]

@Starbucks should give you a free drink for your wedding day!

[Lucy D @zebraleopard]

Literally I’m getting married in one week

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Joe is triggering me on LIB he’s my ex

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What badge do I get for crying in multiple NYC public locations beyond the subway

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I never want summer to end… but at least there will be PSL waiting for me

[Lucy D @zebraleopard]

Running is not an American sport where you need to sing the national anthem

[Lucy D @zebraleopard]

Best teacher appreciation week gift is missing it for jury duty where it’s quiet and I get an hour and a half for lunch

[Lucy D @zebraleopard]

Ask me what I did today- yep it was clean cat poop out of my roomba

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Everyone is number 42!!

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Wtf is a bespoke cocktail

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I was drinking mead

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I guess I’ll just add myself to this train car of degenerates