thesoundofharry

2 BLAZED 2 B FAZED

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

me: i won’t fall into another instagram thirst trap spiral

me 5 minutes later:

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

on this weeks Unhappy Hour, it’s HOT GUY MARCH MADNESS.

32 beefcakes enter. 1 wins the grand prize of our collective lust.

https://t.co/7dzfTbqyFX

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

this is definitive and i wont be convinced otherwise

[thesoundofharry @zebriina]

me as a mother https://t.co/iZntoa420T

[thesoundofharry @zebriina]

@MattBellassai MEEEE

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

me feeling myself get physically and spiritually gayer during rupauls drag race

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

instagram is targeting me as a fat person and i don’t know whether to feel grateful or attacked

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

Kitty Girl by Rupaul (feat. The Cast of All Stars) is the song of the summer and if you disagree you’re homophobic

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the other day i sat next to a hot guy on an airplane and he left his kindle in his seat and i chased him down to be like “you can have it back if you go home with me” and anyway now the police are involved