Zedd Faux

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‼️ BREAKING: Footage of Jerry Seinfeld performing in Israel has been leaked

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@_yxan14 That’s not how the law works. They were found guilty. That is an end point to the initial process.

When a murderer is found guilty, what happens? He goes to prison immediately. The fact his lawyers might appeal doesn’t mean he’s allowed to just continue as a free man until then

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@alan__s66 @FrankEra_ Nice try. City have, in fact, just spent much much much more than everyone else. And this is just what we know about…

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@RohanJivanAFC Sure, I’m not claiming it was the sole incident that led to such a long benching, but surely was a key part of the overall decision to take him out? Fwiw, Eze probably made OOP errors that didn’t lead to goals and we simply don’t remember/talk about them

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@beyond90ftbl Gnabry at West Brom comes to mind

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@_LewisLFC @hfxafc Fwiw, I agree that he only wanted Liverpool, clearly. But you don’t need to invent that there was competition for him at that price - everyone else walked away.

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@_LewisLFC @hfxafc Yes, that’s negotiation? I didn’t say the price indication IS the final fee. The very fact they started at such an outrageous price would have been the exact thing that told us that the final price would be around what it ended up being?

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@_LewisLFC @hfxafc Lewis, you’re usually a smart guy. Are you seriously suggesting that price indications aren’t floated as one of the first bits of info when a player is for sale?

We did not try beyond that, so why are you asking about personal terms…?

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@slbsn @KL_1985_ In the same summer where Kellyman went to Chelsea for ~£20m, Chelsea sold established internationals Pulisic and Loftus Cheek for less than that.

Only an idiot would suggest the Kellyman fee was over-inflated? Right…

Like I said, you twist yourself in knots daily.

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@slbsn @KL_1985_ You genuinely twist yourself in knots on here daily. Possibly had the worst season of any player in the league but performance is irrelevant eh? I guess you think Omari Kellyman was 'about right' too?

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@elspanishgooner I get what you mean but you have seen him play twice: this season in our 3-0 win against Brugge, and the 5-0 against Norwich in 2021.

The problem is that he was completely unnoticeable in both!

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@gymrat_bookworm Why Ireland, if you don't mind me asking?

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@scottjwillis Which games were those?

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@ZacDjellab @PatrickBVS He had hold of the keepers arm the ENTIRE time the ball was in the air. Are you serious? Has your brain stopped working? Stonewall as they come

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@r1medi @thearsfamily97 How are people not understanding what a burst is? Brennan Johnson probably has one of the highest top speeds in the league, doesn't mean much since he can't beat a man to save his life.

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@PatrickBVS Wonder if Gammon Media & Co are gonna recant their primal outrage at “Arsenal unprecedentedly faking 11 injuries!”… Oh the joys of being an Arsenal fan

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@Messinutmeg @AP_8th @LyesBouzidi10 @TeaKupps No he wasn't. Obviously was always one of the most talented guys itw since his debut, but his Barca stint left serious questions about his IQ and mentality. No one ever questioned RVP on that front, was literally just injuries holding him back.

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@_hxneyglow Weird one here - my doc told me to clench my asscheeks really tight when standing up to help control it, no harm in giving it a try 🥴

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@aliladiere If City go 8-0-0 (which they probably won't), Arsenal will still win it with a 5-1-1 record. City more likely to go 6-2-0, meaning Arsenal can even win with 4-2-1. Very likely wrapped.