zea.

i am not to be truffled with @zeacorrinne on insta

[zea. @zeebranson]

so one of my parents chickens flew onto my brother (because she loves him apparently) while he was grabbing groceries from the car and wouldn’t get off and so she came inside the house and then “the chicken incident” happened

[Alana⸆⸉ @parrillaxswift]

one of the saddest tv endings i’ve ever saw, i’ve never cried so much as i did when i saw this for the first time.
#fireflylane

[GNCordova @GNCordova]

He’s not sorry at all and I love it.

[zea. @zeebranson]

@destinyselder Have you ever had the virus?

[zea. @zeebranson]

@destinyselder Which vaccine

[Ben Meer @SystemSunday]

Life hacks I know at 30 I wish I knew at 20:

[zea. @zeebranson]

@ThatEricAlper “Why do you feel me up, Buttercup baby, just to let me down...” instead of “why do you build me up Buttercup baby… just to let me down” 😂 thought those were the lyrics until I was about 18

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

People pleasing is exhausting and leads to resentment.

It's also a coping mechanism we learned to stay safe.

Here's how to stop people pleasing, to become more authentic in your relationships.

A THREAD 🧵:

[FKA Kathleen @kathlol]

Me during every season finale of Love is Blind

[Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad]

My 5yo woke up early this morning and was playing very quietly because he didn’t want to wake grandpa. I’d never seen anything like it! Apparently all my son needed to play quietly was an adult in the house that he respected.

[zea. @zeebranson]

Oh man 🥹

[Ⓜ️UMMY 💫🌐 @Officia_Evelyn]

Not me finding out perfectionism not only comes from watching your parents never apologize, it also comes from being in a family that is very “evaluative”— discussing movies, critiquing meals, analyzing one’s performance, etc. etc.....

This is what my family does for fun.

[Ⓜ️UMMY 💫🌐 @Officia_Evelyn]

This Depp/Heard case is so very obviously a distraction lol

[William D. Lopez @lopez_wd]

14 students killed in an elementary school shooting in Uvalde, a heavily Latino city in Texas. Border Patrol also on the scene. I pray for those parents fearing that their kids are dead and debating whether or not they'll be arrested if they go to find out.

[Perry E. Metzger @perrymetzger]

So it appears that the European baby formula that has been de facto banned in the US is consistently regulated to higher standards than US formula. For example, US formula can use corn syrup instead of lactose and need not contain omega 3 fatty acids.

[Meh @__Kulthum__]

Someone on tiktok said his brother used to buy his girl flowers and keep one for himself so he’d know when they are dying and needed to get her new ones I- 😭😭

[anna 🏹 @myelessar]

tolkien was SO good at naming things like ?? the shire ?? yes that is 10000% the shire… aragorn… thranduil… bilbo… gandalf yes those are perfect names ,,, minas tirith ??? incredible !! MORDOR??? insane

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

Get your fucking ass up and give ‘em the old razzle dazzle. It seems like no one wants to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle anymore.

[Renaissance Dan @Mr_DrEsquire]

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my middle school year book…I have some devastating news