Dynamic Spider

Just your friendly neighborhood bug guy

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@KhaleesiKris My god this is a hostage situation

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Babe come quick people are badmouthing Donna Noble in the group chat and I need backup

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@djayahuasca Or just any horse in general

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@djayahuasca Threaten one of her horses

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Also deviled eggs. Apparently combining eggs, mayo, bacon, and green onion is my specialty

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The worst part about having a “famous” potato salad is that people will want you to make it

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@djayahuasca Dad bod Smokey is best Smokey

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@heyMAKWA

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@alyourp4l @MattWBZ @wbznewsradio @HylianxShield Tragic

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@Michell40426154 @usedgl0ve @_roachboy Why is there an old leather handbag here and why is it sending a tweet?

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@sssouce @PapitoGordito @HylianxShield We love Maine

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@HylianxShield @sssouce I’ve got a Google drive with loads of resources and documents if you want

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The worst part about having a “famous” potato salad is that people will want you to make it

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Today was proof of concept that The Snorphanage™ works

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Multiple anonymous sources have confirmed Tim Allen is a cannibal

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@DaRiveter Reading this from a hole

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@djayahuasca @DaRiveter @justiney87 @HylianxShield Thought so. We are also at trivia this very moment so it’s all very serendipitous

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@shirtsthtgohard @djayahuasca

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My favorite thing about @Chilis is how they let you take home the knives

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@alyourp4l Alternate title “Jort Stories to Tell in the Park”

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Sorry I’m late I was planting flowers in an elk skull

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@alyourp4l My Life in Jorts: A Memoir