Deedee Megadoodoo

Certified member of the Cat Smooching Committee

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

Actually wild how clear the water is at Rockaway. Dolphins already splashing around. Summer in NYC is so perfect.

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

Iconic, truly.

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

If you see me in Times Square waiting for Madonna, no you didn’t.

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

My $150 haircut once every 6 weeks most pleases me 😌

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

I don’t stand in solidarity with gay guys that pay $200 for haircuts.

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

Truly an awful experience for a mid movie theater.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

Looking for her in the Backrooms.

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

Remembering when I lived in the smallest apt here 🥲

[. @naledimashishi]

I’ve always admired how Carrie is both impossibly chic and a complete mess

[. @MADGAGBEY]

Madonna made sure she did everything imaginable and possibly so everyone is just a tribute act 😭

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

where will closeted gay guys have stilted conversations with their fathers until a busty waitress bestows upon them the greatest kindness they’ve ever received and it fundamentally changes the trajectory of their lives??? you think that’s happening at fucking Applebee’s??

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

My parents keeping MS NOW on the TV at all times.

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

Now who at Dior is inviting Britney’s son to the show? Meet me in the parking lot.

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

They way they ask “Miller Lite or Heineken?” on this flight really gets me going.

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

How it feels waking up to hantavirus headlines days before traveling to Denmark.

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

Are those in boarding group 3 immune to hantavirus?

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

Sativa, indica, or hybrid?

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

My biggest Met Gala “what could have been” as a publicist is Rihanna’s 2015 look. My office was a floor above Mel’s, we had a custom seahorse headpiece made by a client, and ultimately, she obviously chose the better piece for the look.

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

Could you imagine there are that many stars at the Philly strip clubs?

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

Kacey back on her twangy country shit, we are too blessed

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

MADONNA

[Deedee Megadoodoo @zeeleis]

At a karaoke birthday party with girls about 15 years younger than me, and the looks I got trying to play “We Belong Together.”