Zulkifli Husain, probably

why fall in love when you can fall asleep

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

The talk of the town. 📻

[Alexis’ Kavkas View 🇬🇪🇦🇿 @AlexisIsKavkas]

Xabi Alonso to any player over the age of 35…

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

people my age are having kids and I’m just here counting down the hours until i see the new Spider-Man movie

[〽️ @CFCms3]

I gat you covered

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

🏆 x2 @PremierLeague
🔵 x1 @ChampionsLeague
👏 x2 @EuropaLeague
🤝 x1 @Carabao_Cup
🏟️ x2 @EmiratesFACup

😎 @GaryJCahill

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

doom don’t stand a chance in a beach off

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

He chose Chelsea.

[Gus Mears @gusmears1905]

City buy Eliot Anderson for £116 million

Media: "Well you've got to pay big money to land your targets"

Chelsea buy Morgan Rogers for £1 million more.

Media: "Oh my God it's disgusting. The end is nigh. They're out of control"

As ever, we don't care.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Ready to welcome Xabi to Stamford Bridge. 🏡🇪🇸

[Gaz @CarefreeCahill_]

A timely reminder that if Frank Lampard and Petr Čech had played for one of the red media darling clubs they'd be no debate about them being the PL GOATs in their positions 👍

[dan @growupdan]

Glad Ramadan is over, fed up of Muslims randomly pushing in to me

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Blue in his blood. 💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Made in Cobham. Here to stay.

[Reece James @ReeceJames]

2006 a kid arrived at Chelsea with a dream in his heart, boots too big for his feet, but belief from the start. Fast forward to 2026, still wearing the same blue shirt with the same fire inside. This club raised me, shaped me, and gave me a place to call home. Through every game, every battle, every lesson I’ve grown. Now the journey rolls on, the dream still true. Extended till 2032… and still bleeding blue.

[Debbie 💙 @DebsSZN]

“Where were you when Chelsea didn’t have a billionaire owner? When they went 50 years without a league title, you glory hunter?”

Excuse me… should I apologise for not being born before Roman Abramovich bought the club? Sorry I didn’t respawn in the 1950s just to prove loyalty. I’ve supported this team for almost as long as I’ve been alive, but apparently that doesn’t count because I wasn’t around 70 years ago.

[🐾 @elsdawg]

2nd goal in the league and we’re almost in March. you’re welcome brother

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

I'm proud and honored to partner with my friend @alexisohanian, joining the ownership group of @ChelseaFCW, a historic club built on passion, excellence, and a winning culture. Chelsea’s history speaks for itself, and I’m excited to contribute to the future by supporting continued growth and impact in women’s sport. This is about ambition, legacy, and pushing the game to new heights. Up the Chels! 🦁 💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

I like it.

#CFC | #CRYCHE

[CFCDigest @CFCDigest]

Hazard, Eden Michael Walter Lucien.

[Bridgways. @Bridgways]

One of the best in the game, a legend in the game.

Happy birthday, Eden Hazard. 🇧🇪

🔙 Chelsea paid £32M for him in 2012.