Zeph

entertainer, streamer, editor.

[Zeph @zefdeath]

LMAOOO the sponsor in the background being for corrective vision makes this so much better

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Justin Fields might actually be blind

[Zeph @zefdeath]

If they recall microwave dinners I’m so fucked

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[Zeph @zefdeath]

@rileyanntoine It was so fucking good I was crying like a BABY

[Zeph @zefdeath]

@BWICKtweets Bro I’m so sorry to hear this!! You were a great dog dad and he loved you!!

[Zeph @zefdeath]

@PaperTCG Omg I see it LMAOO

[Zeph @zefdeath]

The Colorado river is running dry, lettuce gives you diarrhea, and Amazon is now using Twitch creators to train AI. But for sure America is the greatest country in the world. Get the fuck out of here.

[Zach Bussey 🇨🇦 @zachbussey]

Twitch isn't making Gen AI training *opt-in* because no one would voluntarily choose to opt in.

Instead, they are offering an opt-out option.

[Zeph @zefdeath]

@hasanthehun

[Zeph @zefdeath]

BREAKING: Republicans can’t defend the pedophile president anymore and are going back to culture war

[Fox News @FoxNews]

EXCLUSIVE: Former NBA first-round pick Royce White says he's declaring for the 2027 WNBA Draft, claiming he now identifies as transgender for the purpose of playing professional basketball.

The 6-foot-8 former Houston Rockets draft pick follows fellow former NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom, who announced his own plans to declare amid the growing debate over transgender athletes in women's sports.

White told Fox News Digital he believes he'd be "unstoppable" in the WNBA and suggested he could pursue legal action if denied an opportunity to play.

White said the move is meant to challenge the WNBA to clearly define its eligibility rules for transgender athletes, saying: "I'd like to know what the parameters are."

[Zeph @zefdeath]

Abdul is the closest thing to Capitalist Socialist you’re gonna get, shut up and wax your scalp.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Stephen MIller: In El-Sayed, you have somebody who courted the endorsement of this heinous, deplorable, monstrous Hasan Piker. To have someone running for senate who's going to associate with that kind of evil?

[Senate Majority PAC @MajorityPAC]

The next United States Senator from the great state of Michigan: Abdul El-Sayed!

Never stop believing!

[Zeph @zefdeath]

I can’t imagine talking to senator shrek for more than 15 seconds. Jon is so brave.

[The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart @weeklyshowpod]

Jon is joined by U.S. Senator John Fetterman (@SenFettermanPA) for discussion on the Democratic Party, Israel, and the issues that continue to shape his politics. New podcast out tomorrow!

[Zeph @zefdeath]

Aaaaaaand they sent it to Israel

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Fed to inject $9 billion in US economy

[Zeph @zefdeath]

@HasanabiProd @Mike_from_PA “Bring out the secret police” bitch they are already out there

[Zeph @zefdeath]

He is surrounded by so many people that have pledged full unquestioned allegiance to him, that even a normal response from the press causes him to throw a tantrum.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump on Pirro: I guess she choked.

Reporter: Are you reconsidering her role?

Trump: You’re fake news. Don’t ever talk again.

[Zeph @zefdeath]

I’ve played a lot of video games, that’s a portal to the next level dog

[Lilith Datura @LilithDatura]

My friend saw this at an art exhibition today and sent me this

[Zeph @zefdeath]

Mecca Chameleon be like

[USA NEWS 🇺🇸 @usanewshq]

However much he is being paid… it isn’t enough!

[Zeph @zefdeath]

I told my mom I’m yearning to fall in love. She suggested I wear my glasses less.

I said, “You think I look better without them? I wouldn’t be able to see anything.”

She said, “Trust me. Your standards will adjust.”

[Zeph @zefdeath]

Oh wow he’s dumber than I thought. The moment he has to debate Elizabeth Lee he’s cooked. He struggled to even get through a short video. Stay wherever you are in this video, you’re not in AZ-CD5

[Sheriff Mark Lamb @sherifflamb1]

Anyone who abuses the public trust or takes advantage of American taxpayers must be held accountable. No exceptions. No special treatment.

It’s time to clean up Washington and put Americans first!

[Zeph @zefdeath]

This guy is so dumb he has to keep looking at his chatGPT

[Acyn @Acyn]

Gutfeld: Stop offering validation to people like Hasan Piker. You need to stigmatize Hasan Piker. You do not elevate their insane expression.