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screaming into the void about video games

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*touches screen gently, whispers....bros....*

https://t.co/87hHPFcHRC

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@beastieboyed anyone who tries to tell you lava lamps are not okay is a fiend from outside reality, i will fight them

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i want to be informed when one of my friends remembers this place exists after a few months and likes a series of old game screenshot posts before fucking off again. nothing else

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why can't i tell this hellsite not to give me notifications about accounts i don't follow. i don't want that. stop. i will never click them

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suffer not an algorithm to live

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@beastieboyed got two or three flavors of ramune too

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@beastieboyed we carry it at work. i could get it at lunch. i should do that more often

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if i wanted to see that kerfuffle going on where weird dudes keep hassling that lady about bears and men in the woods hypotheticals i would have sought it out on my own by now i already knew about it and do not care

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damn it there doesn't seem to be a way to get this damn thing to stop giving me notifications about accounts i do not and do not want to follow

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@sinusoidal i assume you're talking about count binface, can't be that twerp in the middle

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absolutely not

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@beastieboyed dang it i'll be at work then. u b-hole

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damn it this bastard website snuck me into the for you tab. not a god damn chance you fucker

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double lmao it deleted the reply

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time to spend ages tweaking video game face bones to try to get two characters that i think both look good but at the same time don't just look super samey (give me a slider hellscape character creator and that's usually what happens)

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lmao an account recovery scam bot pinged on this, buddy that aint it

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we're back

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i have been told that it runs on wile e coyote rules. this is not wrong

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DRAGONS DOGMA TWO PSA: IF YOU GET KNOCKED INTO THE AIR BY AN ATTACK AND REDUCED TO ZERO HP YOU CAN STILL USE A HEAL THING BEFORE YOU HIT THE GROUND