Zeferia ☁︎.˖

🎮 X | Competitive Gamer & Digital Strategist
Focused on skill, consistency, and continuous improvement.

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

I just spent 20 minutes looking for my phone while using the flashlight on my phone.

I think I need to be studied.

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I hate when I’m home alone and hear a random noise.

Like bro I live here too, you better explain yourself.

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

I love when I walk into a room and forget why I’m there.

Like damn, the mission has been compromised. Abort immediately.

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

I dropped my phone on my face in bed last night.

Apparently the universe decided I needed consequences for being comfortable.

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

I saw someone trip in public and immediately looked away.

Not because I’m polite.

Because I didn’t want them to know I witnessed their downfall.

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

😭😭

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

@ghoust2458 😏😂

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

I put my phone on airplane mode and waited 10 minutes.

Still no flight.

Scam.

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

@ghoust2458 😭😭

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

My mom: “Come here, I need to tell you something.”

Me: “What happened?”

Mom: “Nothing.”

WHY DID YOU SUMMON ME LIKE THE FINAL BOSS THEN???

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

I accidentally said “you too” when the cashier told me “enjoy your meal.”

I have been thinking about it for 3 business days.

The cashier has probably forgotten my face.

I have not.

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

Me: “I need to start taking my life seriously.”

Also me 4 minutes later: googles “can a raccoon be legally adopted as a roommate”

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

Being an adult is just googling things you should already know and hoping nobody finds out.

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😭😂

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

what’s one thing you could never live without?

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

what’s a random thing you’ve always wanted to try?

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what’s a random fact you know that nobody ever seems to care about?

[Zeferia ☁︎.˖ @zefria_zef]

what’s a random question you wish people asked you more often?

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what’s a random opinion you have that you’ll defend forever?

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🤣🤣