Gankon Bala

[Gankon Bala @zegankon]

#day1, the month September is a special month, kings and queens were born years ago!

[Gankon Bala @zegankon]

@JAMBHQ Sir/Ma my son did change of institution to Kaduna state University since on the 5th of August, 2024, but he went for Post UTME registration today 12th August,2024 and the Post UTME portal is telling him not illegible, what can he do? Please assist.

[Gankon Bala @zegankon]

@JAMBHQ How long will it take the institution I just changed to see my jambs details, because I did change of institution on Monday and printed my result but up to this morning the new of my choice is saying am not illegible to apply. Thank you

[Gankon Bala @zegankon]

@renoomokri @OPay_NG what is happening to your network these days?? I did a transfer now u have debited,but no report on whether is successful or pending.

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

The man is just a confused fellow. From jumping from one church to the other, to saying 'Church, take back your country', to 'religious war' against Muslims, and finally to jumping from one mosque to the other, paying lip service to the same Muslims he was caught on tape plotting against. Now, he is de-marketing the same Labour Party and Abure that he was praising only a few weeks ago. An unstable man cannot stabilise a country facing instability!

#TableShaker

[Gankon Bala @zegankon]

@ShehuSani Amen!!

[Gankon Bala @zegankon]

@Reuters L

[Gankon Bala @zegankon]

Happy birthday The man, ex president Goodluck Jonathan!

[Senator Shehu Sani @ShehuSani]

There are four things ex President Jonathan did that may not be repeated by any other President in the nearest future:APPOINTED an Inec chairman he never knew and never met.APPROVED the use of a data capturing system in the election that led to his eviction from power.REQUESTED the opposition candidate to nominate one Inec commissioner.DISAGREED with the outcome of an election but went ahead and congratulated the Winner for the sake of peace and unity in the country.
To the Doves,he is a man of peace,true nationalist and a patriot and to the Hawks,he was a timid compromiser.GEJ save the country in its most critical and crucial moments.
Happy Birthday ex President Goodluck.

[Dr Paul Enenche @drpaulenenche]

True change is the only way forward, not resistance by force.

#DrPaulEnenche

[Basket Mouth @basket_mouth]

Meanwhile......

[Gankon Bala @zegankon]

@RealTalkKim Fagge

[Gankon Bala @zegankon]

Taking my time energy and all! https://t.co/gxydqk5EhK

[Mettle Man @flowbjones]

You want to take my time, then take good care of me #SAVENIMC

[OBA BELLO @leksbell]

NIMC management are evil and inhuman please come to our aid. We can not die in silence. It’s only in NIMC you get promotion and your salary is reduced, non remittance of pension fund, National housing funds etc #savenimc @GimbaUmarCTV @AjuriNgelale @benmurraybruce @nigeriasenate

[Elele Onyemaechi M Esq. @blacklawboi]

#SAVENIMC staffs of the identity agency taking their future in their hands as Union (ASCSN)has failed them, slashed salaries, poor working conditions, non funding of centre's @DemolaRewaju @Gidi_Traffic @Counsel_TAO @sagaysagay @akandeoj @benmurraybruce

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Wise men buy shares in companies as an investment. Foolish men, invest to get shares in women. You are a shareholder in every woman that you sleep with. Your life goes up and down because of your shares in her #RenosNuggets

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Dear husband,

Never beat your wife. If you want to beat anything, beat your own record of success. Beating a woman does not make you a man. Beating a woman makes you mean #RenosNuggets

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Dear men,

When you see a slay queen well dressed in expensive clothes and phone yet she doesn’t have a job or rich parents, do a mental calculation of how many men she has provided a service to to be able to afford those things #RenosNuggets

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Even if you have a job, don’t put all your eggs in that basket. Get your side hustle. Never go home and watch TV. Instead go home and watch your side hustle grow. That’s how the people you watch on TV grew #RenosNuggets

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Nothing destroys a man as quickly as sleeping with a married lady. A whole Pharaoh almost died because he took a married Sarah into his house. No matter how reckless you are, set a boundary on a married woman #RenosNuggets

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Don’t buy expensive designer clothes if you have not built your house. First meet your needs before you meet you wants. A house is the most basic human need. One Gucci design can pay for part of the land. If you already have land, it can pay for blocks #RenosNuggets