Jonathan Malamy

Father, husband, rabbi, cis, ally. (he/him)

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@ohhanxiety Jumanji (while fine) does not belong on this list

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@retrocvnty

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@Matt_Pinner Beer

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@oelma__ Yes

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BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

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@otokyo__ Why is it so light at 3am?

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@ATRightMovies Top Gun

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Hey @PANYNJ_GWB why are we sitting still for an hour here?

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@PANYNJ_GWB been here 45 min. What’s the delay?

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@PANYNJ_GWB i’ve been in standstill traffic for 40 minutes on the exit 7N-S ramp from 87. We see traffic moving fine on other entry points to the bridge. What’s going on?

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@80s_Kidz I don’t actually remember the scene, but that definitely sounds like Ming the Merciless and those drums have got to be Queen

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@akafaceUS I’d call it a pond and I’m from New York.

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@otokyo__ Yes

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@BluegrassPundit @jaketapper Death is not the only serious consequence of measles. Also, what about seatbelts? Drinking and driving? Food inspections? Everybody just do what they want? Should my dog have to be vaccinated for rabies if I don’t want to?

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@Eagle_Claw2 @theamelia__ They look so unhappy too

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@otokyo__ You're asking if all tats on all women are attractive? It's just a basic yes or no question?

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@lippyent 10

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@DyerbolicalDB Bob McKenzie

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@conquertheno

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@DrNeilStone Good if you’re a nephrologist