Jeff Zehr

🚨Former Boston Bruin #54, former 31st overall NHL draft pick NYI, @WoodstockLakers ⚓️

[Jeff Zehr @Zehrpie]

@DeFiTracer @Texaspete911 So how many stocks should we purchase to potentially become a millionaire?

[Toronto Sun @TheTorontoSun]

WARMINGTON: Mom of 'amazing' Toronto cop says family 'torn apart' by line of duty death https://t.co/oNB7ygxi5W

[Mike Rodriguez @mikedeportes]

According to what former MLB player Yadier Molina posted on his Instagram account, the plane that crashed in which the pilot and co-pilot, the only people on board, lost their lives was heading to Texas to pick up him and his family. The accident occurred in La Romana, Dominican Republic. #YadierMolina

[Brian Eastwood @BrianEastwoodx]

For those of you who don’t pay attention to hockey. This is Carter Hart. He was falsely accused of sexual assault. The judge didn’t find the accuser credible and acquitted Hart.

The media doesn’t think he deserves a fresh start, and North Carolina fans chanted “No means No” in Game one of the Stanley Cup Final.

Yet the media defends repeat violent offenders being released again and again from prison.

Make it make sense.

[Jeff Zehr @Zehrpie]

@BrockOtten Quinn Roberts should go in the Top 50, kids ooozing Potential.

[Jeff Zehr @Zehrpie]

@ryanpmcarthur Quinn Roberts
The Real Deal

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

Poilievre makes the BEST point here

If Donald Trump is to blame for Canada being in a recession

WHY is no other country in a recession?

WHY is MEXICO not in a recession??

[Tina Zimmermann @TinaZimmermann4]

🇨🇦 The Trudeau
🇨🇺Castro
💊connection…

Like father like son…‼️

LauraAboli

[Satire Squad HQ @SatireSquadHQ]

🚨 DOUBLE BREAKING UPDATE:

Canada declares war on the United States.

Justin Trudeau appointed Head of War as Maple Force One prepares for deployment.

Xi Jinping:
“Good luck.”

Tomorrow — 9:00 AM MST 🤔

[Jeff Zehr @Zehrpie]

Proof in the pudding

[Tokyo Rosie @RosieRocks28]

Reporter: "For years we've heard rumors that Justin Trudeau could be your half brother."

Fernandez: "Well, his mom was a whore."

[ˢgͪaͦzͤe ʲnͧkie @thenjry]

@overton_news @KatiePavlich

[Overton @overton_news]

Fidel Castro’s daughter Alina Fernández addresses the rumors that Justin Trudeau is her half brother.

The strangest part of her recent interview with @KatiePavlich is that Fernández did not outwardly deny the story.

PAVLICH: “For years, we’ve heard rumors that Justin Trudeau, the former prime minister of Canada, could be your half brother. What do you think of that?”

FERNÁNDEZ: “Uh...the only thing I can say is that his mother used to visit the country very often...”

PAVLICH: “Well, that might be a tell then. I guess, that’s a half answer.”

FERNÁNDEZ: “Yeah!”

PAVLICH: “Do you plan to call him and maybe find out?”

FERNÁNDEZ: ��No...no. Uh...I won’t do it. If he wants, he’s going to be welcome, but I won’t. I won’t.”

“I think he keeps that to himself and you have to respect that.”

Interesting.

[Jeff Zehr @Zehrpie]

@2112hockey People still won’t get it or understand.

[Pato Bonato @patobonato]

🚨 LA ESTRELLA DEL TENIS SABALENKA RECHAZA USAR EL BRAZALETE LGBT – "¡LOS DEPORTES NO SON PARA LA PROPAGANDA WOKE!"

La tenista bielorrusa Aryna Sabalenka cierra la puerta al uso de brazaletes LGBT con colores arcoíris en las próximas temporadas de tenis, declarando que los deportes deben seguir siendo pura competición, no un campo de batalla para el lavado de cerebro ideológico.

Argumentó que el tenis debería centrarse únicamente en el rendimiento atlético y la victoria, y no servir como vehículo para mensajes políticos o ideológicos.

[Satire Squad HQ @SatireSquadHQ]

🚨TOMORROW 9AM

Trump unveils the “Golden Maple Visa” under Operation Maple Extraction — a new program designed to rescue productive Canadians before socialism finishes the country off 😂

Would you qualify?🤔

[Jeff Zehr @Zehrpie]

#Fore ⛳️

[A L L D A Y 🚀 @AllDAYZ77]

Rhea Ripley was insane for doing this to Liv Morgan 😭

[JayGen 𝕏 er🇨🇦 @JayGenXer]

WHAT just happened?!

Doug Ford just went full savage on a judge who ruled you CAN’T clear a Kitchener encampment — even though it’s sitting on Metrolinx land needed for a massive new transit hub.

“Most ridiculous ruling I’ve ever seen.”

Then he drops the nuclear line:
“I wish I could get that guy’s address… I’ll send 15 encampments in his backyard and see how he likes it.”

While standing right beside Joly.

Doug… are you feeling okay?

Did hell just freeze over?

Are pigs flying??

Legitimately thought I was hearing things.

Finally a Conservative Premier who sounds like he actually gives a damn about taxpayers, infrastructure, and not letting 30 people hold up millions of riders.

#DougFord #Based #Ontario #Encampments #Transit #CommonSense #CPAC2026