D’andre

I’ve been known to have that silly goose in me

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

we ain’t doing a sequel to Covid son. if we catch u without a mask in public this time u getting #Kirked

[Deion | SeeReax @SeeReax]

It will never be antisemitic to be against genocide, and kids getting killed. don't let them tell you otherwise.

"dont get political" - this isn't political. this is common sense.

thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

Capture taken of Hailee and Shameik in the recording booth together

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i said taylor swift’s new album sucks and i didn’t even get a single death threat from a swiftie. that’s how bad it is.

[cabby @cabby]

Got a botched circumcision now my willy wonka

[this foo @daveed_1931]

Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Ok new concept: Hate Island. Islanders compete to find & defeat their sworn mortal enemy for 100k. Games will be centered around spite, deceit, & disdain. One villain will take all. Everyone can still fuck & wear bikinis & be hot tho. Hosted by Kendrick Lamar & Ariana Madix.

[violet ݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ @violetnyann]

TOP 5 INVENTIONS OF ALL TIME

1. Air Fryer
2. Transgender people
3. Hatsune Miku
4. Sabrina Carpenter
5. Air Conditioning

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

I know every year I'm like "ain't shit to celebrate on 4th of July" but how am I supposed to feel when they just passed the "nigga we going to kill you" bill

[🥷🏽 @ChrxsFXT]

That Diddy verdict don’t even make sense lol how you not guilty of sex trafficking but guilty of prostitution transportation??

[zero @0EyedSlugger]

the Nigga I Fucking Hate You bill into diddy not getting life in prison is a nasty 2 piece

[Dotodoya @DotoDoya]

What could they possibly be dealing with in this show thats got this dude stressing for 5 seasons

[rhyme @Rhymestyle]

aint no way bro said "yeah we bombed them, now the world is saved! peace is finally here" LMAOOOOOO

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

America is officially at war with Iran.

Fuck Donald Trump.

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

"Strawberries are never sweet" "I've never had a strawberry that tasted sweet" "I don't like strawberries" The strawberry will weigh your soul against a feather and reveal its sweetness in accordance with your purity of heart. Hope this helps.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

America is a shit hole country

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Holy shit