WITH πππΌπππππ ARROGANCE I AM CARVED; HATE ME. πππ§π π π. FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR OWN πππΌππππ PRIDE, DESPISE π π.
@Moirsmordrie α
Since you're so eager to rebel, I absolutely dare you to leave your room tonight. Do it. I won't just hang you from the chandelierβIβll hit you with a Bat-Bogey Hex so spectacularly potent that you'll be coughing up leathery wings until next Tuesday.
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@Moirsmordrie α
But by all means, do try to sneak out. And if I catch you creeping out of your little timeout, I won't just report you to Mother. I'll tie you to the chandelier by your ankles and leave you there for the house-elves to find.
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@Moirsmordrie α
You can barely control a simple levitation charm, and you think you have the finesse to hex my clothes? Please. Knowing you, you'd probably just end up gluing your own hands to your face.
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@Moirsmordrie α
The coolest wizard alive, pft. A squib with a decent throwing arm could have managed that. Iβll save my applause for when you actually manage to do something. Until then, enjoy your little exile in your room. I'll be absolutely sure to eat your share of dessert tonight.
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@Moirsmordrie α
I have absolutely no intention of asking Mother. I'm asking you. What spectacularly idiotic thing did you do? Come on, spit it out. I need to know exactly how much material I have to humiliate you with while you rot in your room.
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@flosaureus α
Is that really the best opening line you could come up with, Barnett? If you wanted an excuse to talk to me so badly, you could have just said hello like a civilized person.
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