Schrodinger's Clown (both parody & original)

Chronically ill writer with 28 year old writer's block regarding fiction. LEGO fan. 55 year old cis male virgin.

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@emilyjames808 🌸🍒📷- Which one of us is bottoming?

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@fancygoblin_ @TitusUnscripted Yeah! You tell em, Devlin!

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@isla_rowan_ Is it Shady? Is Shady back?

On an unrelated note, is there a chance I could lick those soles and suck on those sexy bare toes?

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@Ella_Hollywoods Because I'm not straight, I'm bi. (Completely inexperienced with either sex, but what can you do?)

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@raven_impostor What can I do to help? Do you need to use my big fat ass?

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@raven_impostor Well yeah, if you were wearing a skirt, I'd pretty much have to, right?

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@raven_impostor So... are your parents adopting me, or are my parents adopting you?

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If Ben Grimm lived in the same quarters as Hawkeye Pierce, BJ Hunnicutt, and Emerson Winchester III, would he be Swamp Thing?

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@LePapillonBlu2 I hate to use the phrase, but if Trump wasn't president, America might be great again.

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@fancygoblin_ Are you still? Next time I'm in hell should I leave a trail of bread crumbs for you to follow when I leave again?

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@MuppetGuests So disappointing. I can't believe you had a can of New Coke on the show, but not Max Headroom. For shame, Kermit. For shame.

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@MarkBrooksArt That's why you should always wear a condom when you mess around in hotel rooms.

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@DreamsArtDesire I just returned from an unannounced 4 month Twitter hiatus, and was wondering if T'Ari Soo still models for you, and if so, if you've got any new pics of her to show?

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Was absent from Twitter for four months. Now I'm back (probably). Did anybody miss me?

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@nyutwoo This man does.

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@JenLRossman He's also the best digger in Egypt.

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@JenLRossman How many licks does it take to get to the center of your partner?

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@thesecretrenee Okay, are you into urethral play, or do you have a unhealed 'hole' from placing a new dialysis tube?

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@Victoriara5677 Nothing. I don't have a bed. I sleep sitting upright in a chair due to respiratory issues.