Zzzzz

She/Her
Everything you see here is unrelated but equally important.

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

I want Beyoncé to present me an the award someday!

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

I'm obsessed with wanting to see a person who has tattooed an outline on the sides of their body from head to toe so they look like a 2D character. Like I can't tell you how badly I want to see that. Will it work? Can it be done?

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

@lottewrites @nattykasambala Knowing that it's hormonal does not help because you can't see beyond anything in those days.

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

@lottewrites @nattykasambala This is an actual thing that's rarely ever spoken about. I feel this too, among some other alarming things and I'm supposed to still behave like myself as if a voice isn't screaming in my head to legit k*ll myself.

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

That's the best dream I've ever had.

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

Last night I dreamt that I was running late to my school and I was carrying my cat (Shifu) with bare hands on my shoulders as I ran towards the gate. I enter the class as the teacher is taking the roll call and the entire class bursts into yells of "Shifuuuu, shifu is here"

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

The saddest part about having ankles that crackle as you walk is that you can rarely, if ever, sneak up on people. They hear you coming from a kilometre away!

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

My left hand is the assistant of my right hand

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

If I started listing out the cute shit my partner does, I could shut down all these influencers milking their relationships! 😤🤪

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

I just want to work at a nice bookstore, god!

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

I just want to say the most random things and get by in life

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

@varsha_venkat_ Girl, I'm so hooked 😫 literally woke up and came on Twitter to see how the date is going. Omg, keep us updated!

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

@insannny @commierealnesss put these same tea bags in their mugs 😤😤

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

Want to have funny thoughts but all I get are intrusive thoughts about my own violent deaths 🫠

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

Wanted to choose between saying 'no problem' and 'you're welcome' and ended up saying 'your problem' 💀

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

@commierealnesss @utkarshmp This so cutee😭😭

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

@commierealnesss Kinda hope Monday does not show it's face 😭

[mulayampastry @commierealnesss]

The next time someone asks why the fuck are women so angry all the time remind them that in 2022 a male judge decided that a married women's right to consent can be revoked for the sake of protecting the institution of marriage and ofcourse, men.

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

@insannny @commierealnesss both these tweets 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[mulayampastry @commierealnesss]

Being an adult is forever waiting for a 3 day weekend.

[Zzzzz @zeiyashay]

we SHININ'

[samar mehdi @somearemighty]

with the crew!!