Hezekiah

i be in situations

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

that dawg in me

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do I really love the universe or is this the redbull kicking in

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so that’s how i came to be

[microscopic images. @microscopicture]

nanorobot picking up a lazy sperm and inseminating an egg with it

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currently eating salad nyehehe

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

Everything Everywhere All at Once 100/10

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

Calculator watch >>>

[Layah Heilpern @LayahHeilpern]

Dear men:

Traditional watch > Apple Watch

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

@Britneycoww I, of the 5’11 men, confirm that we do this without shoes also

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

Therapy = $90/hour

Vodka = $40

“it is what it is” = $0

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

going fishing tmr morning, and to prep, i will eat fish fillets tonite

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

my favorite workout is eating

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whales are resistant to cancer??? CLEARLY we are not the most evolved

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

@behnyz and you have no tweets. Pls wear this: 🤡

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

if you have not been to in n out, pls get your life together and go

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

@behnyz what do u want from me

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maybe the library should provide snacks. I’m so hungry rn lol

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@microscopicture word

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

oh my fuck, it’s Friday the 13th 😈

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need one more stimmy automatic from the government 🔫

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

fasted today, who want me

[Hezekiah @zekbreezy]

legalize cocaine

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in