Zeke Elias

It’s hard being this hot and funny

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

He died for nothing

[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @Invariance_Tech]

Died for nothing award 🎖️

[Zeke Elias @zekelias42]

@TheCarPNetwork @wheresmycouches They BEAT yall what the fuck is your point? You’re actively blaming the ONE team that tried to change the clearly flawed playoff format and can’t even string along a sentence to viably explain why it’s still a good thing that trash teams go to the playoffs.

[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

In this election, Americans called on us to unrig an economy rigged against working people & fueled by political corruption.

To deliver, we need new leadership. This isn't about any one person – it’s about answering that call.

That's why I’m running for Senate Majority Leader.

[Irfan @miles78y]

Le mec « apolitique » quand la gauche passe au pouvoir

[Zeke Elias @zekelias42]

@TheCarPNetwork @wheresmycouches MF Dan Campbell himself with the lions proposed the nba style of seeding AFTER he benefitted and got the 1 seed due to it in 2024, quit excusing a losing record team going to the playoffs

[Zeke Elias @zekelias42]

@TheSharpBros Mine didn’t get voided the fuck?

[DarkToyMaker @slime_machine]

centrist pundits have to be the least pussygetting guys in the world right? rightoids get tradwives and secret grindr accounts, further right into nazis you have women that play league, liberals lie about social issues for hole, libertarians have child brides etc

but these guys?

[Zeke Elias @zekelias42]

@AFNFLUKE 6 above Amon Ra and Jamo and 2 of them are north rivalries 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

[Zeke Elias @zekelias42]

@_KylesPicks_ Right, wanna take a look at the pronoun you used? #verywokeofyou

[Nate 🐝🌹🇵🇸 @natemaklocklin]

“Oh, you’re in a red state? Your bio says Texas”

[D ✪ @sj3tru]

MY SENATOR MUSLIM
DYLAN LARKIN A BUM
MY ROADS FUCKED UP
RED WINGS WINNING THE CUP

[ᛉ Renee ᛉ @GravesRene51779]

minnesota struggling to stay blue

Southern subplot:

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

JOHN BROWN DIED FOR THIS SHIT

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance

[Tevin @YourBudTevin]

Dems win big, GTA coming, WoW forever coming, had a great birthday, Godzilla this week, and I ranked up in league.

Feeling like an dog about to be put down by his owner after one last good day 😭

[mikan 🎲❗️ @1000_mikan]

we are so fucking back

[Zeke Elias @zekelias42]

INSHALLAH WE SHALL TRAVEL TO AL-BUQQI AND GET NEW PRONOUNS DUE ON FRIDAY #libbin out