Toxic Sludge

Colts Bird App Guy

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

Absolutely sickened to see so many dudes wearing Bass Pro Shops hats despite them not fishing, thats stolen valor

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@hardies24 @NFL

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

Newest Dallas Cowboys super fan right here. Happy for you Eugene Marquis. @michael13gallup if you are a man of honor, which I presume you to be, you will change your number immediately. THE GHOST IS BACK, SPOOKY SZN ENGAGED.

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

MARLON MACK NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN OLD FRIEND

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People are saying Toxic Sludge fell off. Oh the contrary, Toxic Sludge has found a new mission

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[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

Hey Coach! Im a zero star QB who fails to bench 225 and runs a 5.5 second 40. While I may have zero measurables, Im a QB who plays with grit and passion like you’ve never seen. I’d be open to chatting with you soon, as I truly believe I am one steroid cycle away from the Heisman!

[COACH PRIME @DeionSanders]

Hey Hey Hey, I'm looking for Game Changers on the Offensive & Defensive Line. I need Smart,Tough,Fast,Discipline young men with Character! "I AIN'T HARD TO FIND" #CoachPrime @CUBuffsFootball Let's go baby!

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

The Beatles stepping out the studio after recording Sgt. Peppers:

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Idk why but this fills me with so much joy

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Young Man in a Large Hat, by Frans Hal, 1628-30, 📸 via @Sam4TR

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

Sometimes you have to move backwards to move forwards...

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

At first glance, Jacoby would be an upgrade for at least eight teams right now. I totally underestimated him ahead of this season.

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

@pvtrickhoran Act like you’ve been there before, that’s bush league from her

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WRs getting exploded over the middle of the field

[Jason Thomas @JasonThomasXL]

First thing that comes to mind when you see this picture?

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

Mission Accomplished, Life Is Good

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

If twitter goes under soon I just want all my followers to know that Toxic Sludge will forever live on in all of your hearts. Never forget that.

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

Ayo?!?!?

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

KOO-CHIE 🗣️
KOO-CHIE 🗣️
KOO-CHIE 🗣️

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

@LegoatJamesnoMJ @FeuxManning Who you want, Will Levis? He’s the second coming of Carson Wentz.

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

@FeuxManning I mean 5 4th quarter comebacks and 4 game winning drives is pretty damn worthy of another go as signal caller... I mean the guy played great under challenging circumstances yesterday, see no reason to be this pessimistic

[Toxic Sludge @zekesbirdapp]

Matt Ryan getting sacked for 14 yards is so back