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When I was little I swallowed three orange seeds, I am still waiting for the tree to grow out of my stomach

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Arya to the NightWalkers

Is this your king, is this your king????

#GameOfThrones

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Me to Samuel Chukwueze

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Typical Nigeria, raise your hopes and expectations up, only to kill it last minute

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Share your worst HMO experience

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Went to a clinic and on the patient form they are asking Tribe and Religion.
What does that have to do with my wellness and wellbeing

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Maki didn’t ruin Ezra alone. She ruined Kiki and Ozzy. She ruined the entire polycule and molecule. She ruined the feminists coven. She ruined the fake friendship. She ruined everything. The house has fallen. This is so beautiful.

I don port to Maki back. An oloriibu queen but still a queen. I stan 🙌

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Somebody check Osimhen’s bank account

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Osimhen!! Raise your head and dribble the goalie

Even my grandma won’t miss that chance

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Gooooaaaallll

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Sometimes you just have to question what exactly is our tactics in this match?

Hoof it to Osimhen and inshallah?!

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@Yemihazan He needs to be asked lots of questions first, like lots of questions. How did it start, he should show how he opens the video. Where he learnt how to watch it. Who taught him, etc

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That was a lucky break. Number 12 was clumsy, it should have been a penalty.

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Whoever decided to design the cover of the Fanta bottle blue needs to be arrested. While we are at it, arrest whoever approved the design.

[Magnus Carlsen @MagnusCarlsen]

I’m at a golf course in Texas, and some guy just showed up in jeans. This madness has to stop

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Zenithbank
MTN
IEDC
The Mama Put at my Junction!!

These institutions are out to get me!!

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@TheChuka_ Hi Cap’n . I got rum

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The lack of slice bread in Lagos isn’t talked about enough

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Them: Use your uploaded resume to autofill fields?

Me: Okay, sure that sounds like a time saver...

Them: First Name: Lekki Last Name: Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign Education: 75238 Skills: University

Me: Fuck

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Arsenal fans turn into financial analysts whenever you ask them about the team's shortcomings

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@elonmusk Just buy it

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Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight