Echse der Mensch

Verschwörungsrealist I Ungeimpft

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I think about this post literally every day

[CS2 Community @cs2community]

This happened in a pro match btw 😭

[Ara Kharazian @arakharazian]

TIL German companies have to publish financials even when privately held, including Berghain.

€1.4m net profit in 2024
€414k annual rent
355 employees

[DonLumpi @donlumpi95]

monte im anzug sieht aus wie früher diese obdachlosen die von irgendwelchen assi youtubern 500€, nen haarschnitt und nen neues oberteil bekommen haben

[Kyle Conner @itskyleconner]

Tag someone with so much range anxiety they’d set their sound system to eco mode

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

Switzerland was ahead of the game by open-sourcing *checks notes* their entire government

[Benny Illinger @IamIllgner]

Wenn du siehst, dass deine Pakete mit GLS oder DPD verschickt werden

[The Kevin Harlan Effect @KevHarlanEffect]

My brother in Christ is that concrete

[low yield lucy @picotop]

intern just said "type shit" to a client.

[Sven Clement @svnee]

The European Parliament voted AGAINST Chat Control. 314 to 276.

And it passed anyway.

Let me tell you how: they needed 361 votes to say no. On the last day before vacation. Every empty seat counted as a yes.

They lost the vote. They won the law.

That’s not democracy. That’s a trick. #ChatControl

[Mamka @DumbfuckJenny]

> so this is illegal
> gets his mic cut

[Anant @anant_hq]

ofc you did sweetpea

[Joana Cotar @JoanaCotar]

Duschen, ordentlich anziehen, kämmen und arbeiten übrigens auch.

✌️

[Xuan-Son Nguyen @ngxson]

Thanks to EU, the ESP32-C5 I purchased last month for 6.59€ now costs 10.59€

Throw democracy out of the window I guess?

[Clint Cockwood @juiceinmyface]

Manchmal frage ich mich wie langweilig Autofahren früher ohne Handy am Steuer war aber dann fällt mir ein dass die Promillegrenze früher ja höher war

[Rouge 🇫🇷 @BaguetteWeapons]

"My car is faster/ bigger/ newer than yours !"

The humble E36 screaming at me in an unknown language :

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[WinRAR @WinRAR_RARLAB]

We got paid... AGAIN! We'll try not to let all this cash go to our heads! 🤑🤑🤑👑💎