Faux Coach Zelasney

coach, yeller, philanthropist, anger manager. 3x STATE QUALIFIER, 3x CRC CHAMPION, 1x CRC RUNNER-UP, 5-0 against SRC #iheartpublicschools (PARODY ACCOUNT)

[Faux Coach Zelasney @zelasneyfaux]

TrAcK SzN!!!

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Mornings at OHS vs SRC,CC, HPC

https://t.co/EEDVfNsVRa

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I woke up pissed off!!!

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We were very unfortunate that you weren’t in Class D😬😬😬

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Maybe worry about winning some basketball games….

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@BarstoolCougarz It’ll hit a wall, just like our one act program. If you didn’t buy stock in boys basketball 3 years ago, I’m sorry

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We going to need a bigger gym with all these banners coming from this dance team #successisnotanaccident

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Top Candidates for SRC HC

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I hate hearing rumors but is it true!?!?

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@mtp0908 wake up! Im feeling 5 on you guys tonight!

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Back 2 Back CRC Champions!

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We did really creative things on offense and for the first two and a half quarters I thought the offense for having a lot of new pieces and new coaches operated really well. But I did debrief with both sides. There’s a lot of frustration and disappointment. Something to build on

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@Just_JayZ @mtp0908 @OsceolaBoys

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@Crystal55831390 Football hasn’t been right since your 5 ⭐️ son graduated #6year #ringseason #ridethebenchforrings #mommaimadeit

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What time is CC football game today?

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@BarstoolCougarz get your sneakers yet? Your hopeful season is coming to an end

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Help support the One Act club, it’s falling down hill, need everyone’s support!

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Year 🏀🏀🏀🏀

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🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

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Enough said.
Show up & be loud.

[Faux Coach Zelasney @zelasneyfaux]

@BarstoolCougarz Waste of time🥱🥱🥱 I’ll be in the gym with some of my players getting better