Zelda Anderson

So I was born the same day A Link to the Past was released and my nerd parents didn't even consider any other name

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The famous politician was trying to save both his faces.

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But in our enthusiasm, we could not resist a radical overhaul of the
system, in which all of its major weaknesses have been exposed,
analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
― Bruce Leverett, "Register Allocation in Optimizing Compilers"

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Anyone who wants to be paid for writing software is a fascist asshole.
― Richard M. Stallman, founder, Free Software Foundation

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I support everyone's right to be an idiot. I may need it someday.

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One seldom sees a monument to a committee.

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It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.

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Jesus was killed by a Moral Majority.

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I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.

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We have the best government that money can buy.
― Mark Twain

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Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
― H. L. Mencken, "Sententiae," The Vintage Mencken, 1955.

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Above all things, reverence yourself.

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Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
― Frank Lloyd Wright

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Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
― E. G. Leter

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Excellent time to become a missing person.

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I'm also not very analytical. You know, I don't spend a lot of time thinking
about myself, about why I do things.
― George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One; June 4, 2003

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Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
― H. L. Mencken

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Decisions terminate panic.

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The voters have spoken, the bastards...

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George Orwell was an optimist.

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America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
― Allen Ginsberg