Glorby

dog on the internet

[Glorby @zelechows]

@Blutman27 You cant kick your opponent in the torso

[Glorby @zelechows]

@jontweetssports Tripping is literally a 15 yard penalty in football. Most fouls called on a football pitch would also be flagged on a football field

[Glorby @zelechows]

I am a real man until its time to open a bottle with a lighter

[Lewis Spears @LewSpears]

This is your bodies signal to sink 2000 hours into turn based strategy games

[Glorby @zelechows]

@Sufc__Freddie @AngryOwl1895 @JohyanCruyff No theyre not. Rice and Saka arent even close. James is just short of trent but obviously better in other areas

[amara🫧 @sanabasics]

the strokes set right now omgg

[Glorby @zelechows]

The strokes are so fucking back

[Glorby @zelechows]

@alus1a Jak ja się przeprowadziłem do stanów to dzieci się mnie pytali czy w polsce są drogi z asfaltem.

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

[Glorby @zelechows]

@_Mac_lfc This would work better as a city, united, or chelsea tweet

[Glorby @zelechows]

@esvaphane Its still copper

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

Atheists are now BIOENGINEERING HOMOSEXUAL ANTS to make the bite good Christians and make them gay.

I am ok if people are born gay, that’s cool, but to DELIBERATELY create chemtrail ants to MAKE people gay without any type of consent is NOT OK!!!

#SayNoToNonConsensualGayAnts

[Glorby @zelechows]

@Dare2Firmino @AndyGni Szob is your best midfielder, this is at least the second game youve lost at the last minute because szob didnt track the back post run. You need a real RB playing RB

[Glorby @zelechows]

@danijackel_ @canadian_oldie The strokes mentioned

[Glorby @zelechows]

@JiujitsuOtter This wouldnt work on me

[Glorby @zelechows]

@BillAckman Go do it then

[Glorby @zelechows]

@BellaBaddie__ Glorbon

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @AGPamBondi: Since you creepily spied on the unredacted Epstein files I read, you know I read this one.

Witness calls FBI’s NTOC and reports girl, later found dead, told him Trump and Epstein raped her.

DOJ NEVER INTERVIEWS WITNESS.

When will DOJ interview this witness?

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

People have many fundamental misunderstandings of depression and believe that alleviating the person of responsibilities will be helpful - being "gentle" with them, saying it's okay to use baby wipes instead of taking a shower, or that it's fine to Doordash spaghetti or lay in bed and avoid social engagements. This would make sense if depression was a bodily disease like cancer, and the symptoms could be alleviated with rest. But it's not. Depression is a disease of the mind. It's a disease of fundamental misattribution. It usually worsens under conditions of rest. Everytime you tell yourself that you're too tired or sick to make yourself spaghetti and need to Doordash, the depression grows stronger. The depression wants to survive even if it kills you (in fact, the ultimate goal is to kill you) and will encourage you to give up. That you will find relief in giving up. But you never will. You will only continue to feel worse and worse. Relief can only be found in doing the hard thing, in giving yourself tasks to accomplish that make you proud to be alive, in boiling the water and chopping the tomatoes for the sauce, in turning toward the light even when your mind is screaming for you to hide under the covers. A lot of people won't tell you this, because they've never been to the darkness and had to crawl back. They don't understand it. They don't realize their sympathy is permission to drown.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Trump admitted to disappearing a 12 year old girl, and threatened to disappear another and kill their family.

This isn’t from a tip line — this is sworn testimony.

If they were willing to release this, imagine what they’re still hiding.