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wat kind of person drinks beer?
a drunk one

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@CandiceleighQ @YRDSB I forgot that I just have magical computer powers where all of my synchronous tasks make themselves the morning of school 🙂

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@CandiceleighQ @YRDSB Just another example of how our mental health doesn't really matter and it's all for show.

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I seriously have so much respect for those of you teaching EVS since September. I've been working on only 4 days of activities today for second graders and I don't think I'm even half done. Bet some of that "mandatory EVS training" would have been useful here 😏 #OntEdReality

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Dustin. His legs work fine. He just prefers to scoot. 13/10 please clear the runway. He has places to be

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#UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch

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#UntitledGooseGame #NintendoSwitch

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Whenever I open my wallet, I am gifted with a little uneasy surprise from @DuckBinge. One day I'll remember to remove this...

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@311Toronto so the bridge to cherry beach is still broken, but no advance green at Don Roadway? Taken us 20 minutes to turn onto lakeshore.

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@311Toronto huge pothole near the QEW/Gardiner going eastbound - just blew my tire. Middle to right lane before Islington exit.

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"Madame, in the video when the lions were chasing the elephants did you know that it's the female lions? They do all the hunting. Just like humans the women do most of the work and the men don't do anything" - Grade 2 Student

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@kidgoast @Macktimus @kickstarter Mack only watches trash television

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

when you go to the toilet after someone had used it the toilet is hot and i feel like im siting on someones bum

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Showed a kid in my class this photo of Doughnut and he squeaked and yelled "MAMA MIA"

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@MooreintheAM That face!! 🤣😍
Our guy used to do the same thing...it will get easier!

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@Macktimus #bigmood

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"today is a good day because I'm wearing this (bracelet) which is worth 500 billion dollars because it's made out of silver"

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"My favourite subject is 'rangement' (clean up to go home)"
- Once again, a kid, not even me.

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#etfostrong 💪👩‍🏫✏️🍎
Don't allow the "alternative facts" the government is spewing out to cloud your judgement. Unless you work in education, you have no idea what kind of devastating result these cuts and changes will have on the children of our future.