zellish

Mostly jovial and somewhat sweary ex-northerner. My opinions are probably worthless. Crisps are shit. See, I told you. @zellishrows.bsky.social

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I’m 44 and I couldn’t give a shit if I’m attractive or not. I’ve got books to read and the clock is ticking.

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@NoContextHumans It’s an Emu egg. You can actually buy them at certain times of the year.
For reference, ostrich eggs are white.

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@GeraintThomas86 Bowing out when you’re still at the top of your game is a classy move. You will be missed by so many people.
Watching you race has been an absolute joy. Stay safe this season.

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@Caterpillar6666 @nedboulting Agreed.

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@Carolyn726 @nedboulting Me neither. Feels like losing family.

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@nedboulting It means we now have no choice but to put up with Sean Kelly. As incredible a rider as he was, his commentary skills aren’t a patch on yours and @millarmind No matter how interesting he might be, he still leaves me feeling like this after 2 minutes.

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@nedboulting I’m genuinely devastated to hear this. I’ve been watching the U.K. commentary since it began in 85/86 (?). This feels like part of the joy has been taken away. It will not be the same without you guys.
Please say you will do a daily podcast?

[North End Rick @NorthEndRick]

I've been on #Bluesky for 2 days now.

It's feels odd.

The platform is basically identical to this one, except the folks who converse with me can spell, and I'm not being inundated with a bunch of right-wing, inbred, mouth-breathing idiots, posting misinformation.

It's ... Eden

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@LucyB1974 @MrNishKumar Oh bizarre. I had my 16yo and 14yo with me. They loved it too.

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@MrNishKumar Saw you in Bath last night. Great show.
We came straight from having seen Dracula at the Theatre Royal. Thought you’d like to know, you were better than Dracula, and actually a bit scarier.

[Geraint Thomas @GeraintThomas86]

Cruising home this morning and then these two passed me. Ended up doing another three hours 🤣🤦‍♂️ They did buy me lunch though, every cloud #cheersPogiandBling

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@NickDentsBrain 😂😂 You’re welcome.

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The kid got 5 GCSEs including Maths and English. This is a huge achievement because he hadn’t been at school for 18 months due to his poor mental health.
We’re over the moon!

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was young I couldn't understand why my mum and all her mates fancied the arse off Lovejoy. Now I'm a middle-aged woman I'd absolutely fucking ruin him

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@fesshole 😂😂😂😂

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@Jenga_Ninja @MarkCavendish He’s a class act.

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@MarkCavendish I’ve been watching this race for almost 40 years and that is the finest stage victory I have ever seen. Congratulations.
I can now die happy.
#livinglegend

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@StarCur1 Haha. Me too.

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Dear BBC,

Not everyone likes fucking sport so don’t clog up both channels with it - that’s what iPlayer is fucking for.

Sincerely,

Half the population.

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@StarCur1 Exactly my experience too. No Pointless and no House of Games.