zelmo swift

puppy cake

[John Carpenter @TheHorrorMaster]

A catastrophic firestorm blasted across Los Angeles, leaving a smoldering hell scape behind. I stand with all of LA. We will survive and rebuild. We will triumph!!!

[like flies on sherbert @eightcarcrash]

Joan Baez on The Muppet Show in 1980 performing ‘The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down’ by The Band (Robbie Robertson)

[zelmo swift @zelmotweets]

merry carol fancam

[Rina @bbblanchett]

exactly 72 years ago today.

[Dan @dannah__montana]

I’m not exaggerating when I say this commercial completely changed my life

[S @cuntmelasoprano]

Really hope they’re all having a ball together in the smoking section of the afterlife

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Peter Falk telling Gena Rowlands that her performance in A Woman Under The Influence is the greatest ever and will be remembered 100 years from now and being absolutely correct

[georgie @vilehag]

this is what i want to see when i open up instagram

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

They matched each others freak

[zelmo swift @zelmotweets]

the feminine urge to call your cat mom

[zelmo swift @zelmotweets]

sunday agenda:
1)wordle
2)connections
3)mini crossword
4)watch my mom move around the safety of her home on find my iphone

[zelmo swift @zelmotweets]

i thought i could organize freedom how scandinavian of me

[zelmo swift @zelmotweets]

a haiku:

you found me, listening,
in a moment of weakness,
“fortnight,” taylor swift

[zelmo swift @zelmotweets]

and on the fifth day god gave us floss

[zelmo swift @zelmotweets]

thought this was pepito

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

A Japanese man noticed food disappearing from his fridge, so he set up a security camera and found out a homeless woman was living in the top compartment of his closet and been there for more than a year.

[zelmo swift @zelmotweets]

yes elmo speak hunny

[Elmo @elmo]

This ain't Texas, this is Sesame Street! 🐴🤠😂❤️

[zelmo swift @zelmotweets]

@jane_elli which one is you?

[zelmo swift @zelmotweets]

is this anything