Zelo

love yourself

[Teflon Don @AntonyNgele]

Another thief was caught red handed bo Satan

@Mareyi4 why did you steal @KasiboySA 's post jou thief

#ExposeXThieves

[Tumi Sole @tumisole]

Just Repost

[PSAFLIVE @PSAFLIVE]

BREAKING NEWS: Two illegal Zimbabwean females were arrested with 3 babies, it is alleged that one baby girl was stolen from Springs in September 2023, a baby boy was stolen from Marblehall in April 2023 and the last baby girl was stolen in Kriel December 2023.

[Zelo @zelothegreat]

@BalisoMlamli My heart is broken😫😫

[Azania @azania1023]

This is Vusi from Matshelapata village in Bushbuckridge Mpumalanga.

He is accused of fatally shooting a truck driver who stopped in Dwarsloop.

Retweet until he is found.

[Zelo @zelothegreat]

@tall_chilizzy @MaDhlomo_ Snoring

[Ndlolothi @ManqobaMbuli_]

Sbwl nepotism “Send me your CV and I’ll take care of it “ 😭

[Africa Research Desk @MightiJamie]

Jeff Bezos is not black but Amazon is operating in South Africa and Project Kuiper is planning to provide internet in South Africa?

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

🚨HIJACKED🚨
RANKUWA ZONE1

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

I'm hearing that this young fellow here, who's wanted by the police, is from Bergville. His name is Sindiso Khanyile.

[Zelo @zelothegreat]

@reaschwarz You a real one

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Microsoft invested R25.8 billion in South Africa and Bill Gates is white

Amazon is operating in South Africa Jeff Bizoz is white

Elon is trying blackmail us using a skin colour because he doesn’t want to adhere to country rules 😭😭😩

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

No this just a gay nigga

[Zelo @zelothegreat]

@_Makhanya_ Amateurs

[Herman Mashaba @HermanMashaba]

This deliberate failure of our criminal justice system cannot be left unchallenged.
We are tired!!!

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”.

It’s not because men are selfish.

It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.”

He was not in the mood to…

Wake up early
Work overtime
Wash their truck
Lift heavy weights
Manage the finances
Please every customer
Train the new guy at work
Argue with their boss (again)
Fix the leaky faucet at midnight
Mow the lawn in the blazing heat
Deal with the insurance company

…and yet he did it all without complaining.

Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because she’s “not in the mood.”

That’s bullsh*t.