ZemTiMater

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Yes, I do like my own posts, feel free to cry about it.

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My account has been stolen for months, I am yet to receive a reply from @facebook. The person who stole it using it to scam people, can you please finally do something about it?

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@nocapfelix Nah, this is so rigged...

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@InternetH0F Bro got exactly what he deserved

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@ZenOfDesign I remember playing this battle royale with my cousin before and the character creation was so complex we just decided to put all her sliders left and all my sliders right and played as a duo of absolute freaks of nature.

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@xgigglypuff Bro does not have three college degrees, probably switched high schools twice and got confused or something 💀💀💀

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@dyke_rat Clearly you need to replace them with a threaded carriage. The flesh is weak, but the machine is immortal.

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@wiseconnector Thee

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@hellflame111 Pičúsko

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@REYCALL1 Dos

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@xQc Why would you get an expensive lawyer if innocent?

Why would you wear seatbelts if you don't plan to crash?

Same thinking.

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@thechimpceo I've seen this one in person and I've gotta say, the London tube has some surprisingly great ads in it!

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@The8BitIdiot @gunsnrosesgirl3 I'm not sure about the surface of the guy, but 1,75m² is too high. Just by sheer math if the guy was 1,75m tall (pretty average) he'd need to be on average 1m wide. Are you sure you didn't get the math for full body surface instead of just one side?

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Depends on a couple things. If the car is accelerating pretty much. Also if the car is going very fast the air resistance could cause this. However if the car is going slow and steady he'd just jump in the same way it would go if he was jumping into a normal pool with wind.

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@ohthoughtsquote Depends on how we define it. If we go by pure math 4*3/4+4*1/2=3+2=5
If we go by individual melons instead there's 6-8 (not necessarily in full completion) depending on whether the halves come from the same melons or not.

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@wiseconnector Money is gone 😭😭😭😭

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@souljagoytellem This would've been interesting if this wasn't applied completely wrong. The hips are measured much higher than that, it's just the shape of the coat, the tits are from the front pockets, not sure about shoulders, and what do they even mean by "liberated" read a dictionary 😭

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@ohthoughtsquote Indeed I do!

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@_Ramelli_ @JonMorrisonian @esjesjesj Small planes maybe, not an enormous passenger jet.

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@YeZaph

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@insultsrare I read through some of these comments and Y'ALL'S PHONES DID NOT WRITE THAT